Well, it's not all bad... I just get bothered so badly that...
Okay, you know that Alucard's real name is Adrian right? Remember the part where he was pulled into a nightmare by the Succubus? She called him Alucard. (Remember, the succubus is trying to trick Alucard... by posing as his mother.) <--- REMEMBER THIS, IT IS IMPORTANT.
Okay, now I know that everyone and their dog knows (by now... I hope) that Alucard's real name is Adrian, right? Well, Alucard should have known it was a fake since his 'mother' called him Alucard instead of Adrian. Umm, Alu? THAT BITCH AIN'T YO MOMMA. If he was smart, he would have noticed it right away.
But alas... he wasn't paying attention, and gave into the illusion right away. JUST AS PLANNED for the Succubus. If he didn't catch on later... which I'm glad that he did, really... (don't need 2 derps in one outting) ... then the Succubus would have had her way with him, and then ate him. Or his soul actually... yeah his soul. Or whatever.
Alucard... why so dumb?! Urrgg....
But enough about Alucard's (lack of) smarts, time to tell you gais on a little idea I've been having for a bagillion days now... it's bugging me, and I need to know if there would be any feelers for reading this idea of another fan project.
BUT FIRST.... COUNT DRACULA.
Okay now that we're done with that... Yeah, the idea I had and was talking to
amberace about was concerning Castlevania, Helling, and Vampire Hunter D. By which, I mean it centers around Dracula and his two quirky sons, D and Alucard.
Idea Bunny #01 -
A chapter or drabble or something can be devoted to D's eventual return to Castlevania, and how the others deal with that. Hilarity ensues.
Idea Bunny #02 -
Alucard has been harboring feelings for his own flesh and blood for quite some time, and he thought that he had gotten over that... but when D comes home (above idea) those feels resurface, and Alucard cannot help himself this time. He knows that his feelings for his brother were beyond what is normally allowed, so the guy tries to not let these feelings get to the best of him.
Idea Bunny #03 -
Dracula 'dies' - so the will says that Castlevania is now in the hands of D and Alucard, and they must share (or fight over) the possessions themselves... Because Dracula never really needed a will in the first place, he just scribbled a short sentence afterward: "Don't kill yourselves... and also, feed the fish."
Guest Characters I wanted to include were enemies of Dracula (other than the Belmonts, lol) and OCs or something.
Idea Bunny #04 -
Moonlight Nocturne... a short romance between Alucard and D. They is drama, and they are hesitant, but eventually give into each other and share a kiss or something. Use your imaginations. lol
Idea Bunny #05 -
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night DIRECTOR'S CUT. This is a rather naughty idea I had one day, because I was in love with Alucard's new voice actor (Hello
Cecil Harvey,
Sasuke Uchiha, and
Simon) and the way he made -cough- interesting sounds when he was hit sometimes. yes, Yuri Lowenthal's sexy ass voice for Alucard inspired me to want to make an interactive story revolving around Alucard's journey through Castlevania in SotN. Only with sex. Lots and lots of sex. Every monster who is capable wants to do him. But Alucard doesn't like one bit of this, as they're getting in his way!
One scene I was having frequent bunnies about was the Arena/Collusium fight with Richter's summoned Werewolf and Minotaur. Yes, beastiality and non-consentual sex here, but Richter doesn't get involved. The bastard watches. Of course, Alucard is 'okay' in a sense afterwards... but he will not forgive such things. Unless he finds a way to prove that Richter himself is innocent, and save him from the spell of Shaft. (Or not... lol Who actually is going to do that??)
Also... there is a bad ending during the fight with Richter, and then he will go down on you and show you who is the LORD OF THIS CASTLE.
Also, tentacles... tentacles everywhere... oh my god.
I have no life. Also, I might have to run, as some angry vampires might be after me now lol.