A Message To PC Game Developers
CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
If you think that every PC gamer has an Alienware grade computer just sitting the fuck around begging for you to utilize the INANE amount of power that it has then you're just plain fucking stupid and you need to put a gun barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger, provided that the gun is in fact LOADED.
I recently picked up Counter Strike Source for the PC, a game made in 2004, tried to play it on my rather nice Dell computer made in 2007 and the game FUCKING CHUGS at 16fps.
Casual gamers do not have the kind of money to throw on the new graphics card that you need to buy with your purchase of the newest game, and having a game made 3 years before my computer was even available on the market is disgraceful. Not everyone has the ability to give a blowjob to someone at Nvidia or ATI to get new shit and submerse their processor in liquid nitrogen.
CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
RoarBOOM....wait for it.....wait for it...headshoFUCK I GOT SNIPED
If you think that every PC gamer has an Alienware grade computer just sitting the fuck around begging for you to utilize the INANE amount of power that it has then you're just plain fucking stupid and you need to put a gun barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger, provided that the gun is in fact LOADED.
I recently picked up Counter Strike Source for the PC, a game made in 2004, tried to play it on my rather nice Dell computer made in 2007 and the game FUCKING CHUGS at 16fps.
Casual gamers do not have the kind of money to throw on the new graphics card that you need to buy with your purchase of the newest game, and having a game made 3 years before my computer was even available on the market is disgraceful. Not everyone has the ability to give a blowjob to someone at Nvidia or ATI to get new shit and submerse their processor in liquid nitrogen.
CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
RoarBOOM....wait for it.....wait for it...headshoFUCK I GOT SNIPED