Maxwell Smart

[kahnsonite]

I use to dream of flying.

Now I haven't had such a dream in a long time.
Not even lucid dreams.

I think about dreaming of things - escaping to a false reality. But I

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[tranosaurus]

I like Costco. That's where I get my gas sometimes. I wish I had a shirt that says eh. You're beautiful Lawrence.

Remember that time in 6th grade I kicked people in the balls? Or that one time I put paint in Aaron's seat? What about that other time I threw a tray into a bunch of oncoming cars? There was also that one time we were following some hot "Bid Day" chicks and there were annoying, ugly, annoyingly ugly girls following us and singing? Good times we had.

[kahnsonite]

I love Costco. It is where I get my gas for the mostpart. I know you wish you had a shirt that said 'eh.' You're not so bad looking yourself with your gorgeous locks.

I remember you pointed out 'Gay Mart'... and you talked about how you wanted to see what was inside... you queer.

But the hotsauce in the car lot was funny

[tranosaurus]

I don't seem to remember wanting to see what was inside. As I recall it was you who wanted to stop the bus to check it out.

[kahnsonite]

You were the one who pointed that shit out... and then... said i wonder if that Bum is gay... hhmm let's try to 'get off'

you bodaciously queering queer.

The gallon of juice was funny too

[tranosaurus]

Why would a straight bum look through the window of 'Gay Mart'? It was quite obvious he was gay. The only getting off I remember is getting off the bus.

Remember at the Wild Animal Park we saw a rhino with his shlong dragging on the ground or something?

[kahnsonite]

You were the one who wondered about the Bum... "hey lawrence, you think that Bum is gay?"
But it's ok... it's ok to be curious....

I remember you said you wanted to smell his shlong... that was good stuff ...

Those dik diks were a disappointment

[tranosaurus]

I may have wanted to smell his shlong, but you wanted to suck it.

[kahnsonite]

It, being your mother's sweet butter milky breasts... but that's natural... your mom's boobies are ginormous

Atleast I didn't masterbate with those monkeys... you masterbating monkey dik dik lover.

Those flamingos were pretty cool looking

[tranosaurus]

No, by it I meant the bum's weiner. I recall you wanting to put the man's "succulent" penis into your mouth after I mentioned wanting to smell it. Succulent was the way you described it. I have the strangest memory. I can remember the dumbest things from years ago, but I can't remember what I did this morning. Those dik dik's were too much of a let down to masturbate.

[kahnsonite]

You have horrible segues... you go from wanting to know if gaymart was cool to rhino penis... they are as horrible as your fantasies about getting a agressive rhino train on your ass...

I remember on the tram when you asked what it would be like to have a vagina where your belly button is... that was weird

[tranosaurus]

I don't know what segues is but...

You like having penis inserted into everyone one of your orifaces. You told me once that you don't discriminate against penis whether it be rhino penis, dog penis, your mom's penis, or even pig dick. You like it all. I also remember you telling me a story of you eating pig dick.

[kahnsonite]

I knew it was you who groped my ass cheeks New Years...

Man... Just admit it that you're gay...

Grow up

I win.