Stolen from KD, who stole it from someone else
Freshman Year
[ ] got brainwashed in orsem (uminom lang ako ng lemon juice non eh)
[X] had at least one gay fil or english teacher (bakit, may straight pa ba? joke!)
[X] you really know that you're in college when you begin reading gay lit (well... muntik na ko mag-minor sa pinoy eh)
[X] went to NSTP with 4 or so hours of sleep. (at sa Las Pinas pa ito!)
[X] went to the Big Blue Eagle Cheer Rally, and realized that it sucked. (habol ko yung basketball game after eh)
Score: 4/5
[ ] panicked when you forgot to get your exam permit (i'm very organized so lagi kong nakukuha. turns out di kailangan, leche)
[X] never told your parents about the lab breakage (malamang di ba?)
[X] joined at least 3 or more orgs, because they all sounded pretty. (atat na freshman ako eh.)
[ ] joined at least one business org, since you wanted to go partying. (i did join a business org but NOT to party, plis lang)
[ ] never knew the difference of each SOA org (basta mababait sila in general)
Score: 6/10
[X] panicked that you got low grades in your freshman advisory. (yeah but only because my mom panicked)
[ ] thinks that AMS is there just to give you sample exams. (huh? they give sample exams of what?)
[X] went to different restaurants along katipunan on a daily basis. (dormer ako eh)
[ ] tried to get in ADS and CADS, only to get yourself humiliated. (di ako magaling magsalita, and hindi rin ako sumasayaw)
[X] thinks that Celadon is only for Chinese people (hehe hindi ba?)
Score: 9/15
[X] voted for this guy coz the friend of your friend's friend says he's good. (wala naman kasi talaga akong pakialam)
[X] never really knew what the difference was with Partido Agila and that other sanggu party. (there's more than one?)
[ ] thinks that Mr. Abstain is a very influential person in campus. (OA naman to)
[X] Realized that your research topic in english sucks. (boring but I loved it - politics!)
[X] Discovered that your blockmate smokes under stress. (at nahawa ako)
Score: 13/20
Summer
[X] realized that your random number could go to as high as 2000. (nagpanic pa ko na di ako makakakuha ng subjects, bwiset)
[X] blamed everyone for the crap that is reg. (pero that's after three hours naman na delay)
[ ] attempted to take a class with airconditioning (i didn't care)
[X] took two long tests in a week, in just one subject. (wa choice)
[ ] regretted summer just because you wanted to take subjects in advance.
Score: 16/25
Sophomore Year
[ ] Knows who Jimenez is and vowed to do anything in your powers to avoid him.. (who?)
[ ] ... But you failed to do so. (huh?)
[ ] Tried to get either Tirol or Lozada for history (who?)
[ ] you didn't take the Guidance Test seriously. (I did - I like questionnaires eh)
[X] Have considered shifting. (yeah, to pre-med!)
Score: 17/30
[X] Already have a favorite spot in the Lib (sa third floor!!!)
[X] Knows the best place to get a xerox copy. (Ate Alma FOREVER)
[ ] Knows the best place to take a dump. (I NEVER POOPED IN SCHOOL)
[ ] Realized that many Povedans don't know how to speak Spanish. (wait, are they supposed to be good at it? why?)
[X] you (or your friends) don't smoke in Sec anymore (freshmen dun, haha)
Score: 20/35
Junior Year
[X] Took Fr. Dacanay (YEAH BABY!)
[X] Spent the whole day studying for an oral exam, yet you forgot most of it in the end. (but the professor deviated eh...)
[X] Still has no idea what Meron is exactly.
[X] Began writing long rants in your blog. (malamang)
[ ] Got screamed at by Fr. Dacanay for whispering in his class. (He likes me)
Score: 24/40
[X] You meet new friends in your favorite pocket garden/ tambayan (hell yeah)
[ ] Never went to Manang's ever since. (ang lapit kaya sa comm dept)
[X] You realize that the book you just borrowed had nothing to do with your research paper. (lagi na lang)
[X] Didn't care to vote anymore. (sayang sa oras. masama pa rin naman lasa ng pagkain sa caf)
[X] Despite the calamities elsewhere, you still wish that the school will cancel classes. (deprived ako ng tulog eh)
Score: 28/45
Senior Year
[X] Resisted going to a Call Center (di na ngayon, though - sila ang yumayaman!!!)
[X] You end up thinking of the lamest idea for your Creative Pic (yeah, sana talaga ginawa ko na lang yung marketing slut for Katipunan thingie instead of play now study later)
[X] Found out that there's actually a hell month (sem! thesis eh)
[X] Didn't care what your grade is so long as it meets the 2.0 QPI requirement. (i never cared....)
[ ] Felt like killing yourself after 2nd sem was over (bakit ko naman gagawin yun? matapos kong magpakapagod?)
Score: 32/50
Bonus (1 pt each):
[X] Was/is a dormer (still am!)
[X] Your flashdrive got STD thanks to a visit to any comp lab (never again)
[X] Stalked someone in Friendster or Multiply. (cute nya eh)
[X] Thinks that Wikipedia can be used as an online source.
[ ] Got addicted to Dota, or any other online game. (gastos eh, chaka ang sakit kaya sa mata)
[ ] You didn't notice that there are other sports in the UAAP besides Men's Basketball. (ahem... swim team!!!)
38 POINTS: TYPICAL ATENEAN. I expected lower. Haha