Sheesh...
Yeah, lets ban teens from trick or treating! After all, they aren't children anymore - they are young adults and should act like it. It's time for them to start throwing parties, drinking alcohol and having sex! How dare they dress up and ask for candy!
Plus, what could possibly be more important to our local governing bodies than this. I'm so glad that they spent time and energy putting together and passing laws against trick or treating instead of wasting time trying to overhaul public education, help people find jobs, and keep their city streets safe. WE have to stand up against these terrible, once a year, sweet toothed youngsters!