So... I have a new man in my life.
I think that the title says it all... but this guy really means something to me. He's smart, handsome as hell... and he's such a wonderful flirt, it's almost shameful how much he flirts with me at work. And he's so... exotic... so... absolutely wonderful. Oh, and did I mention that his nibbling drives me absolutely insane?
And I bet most of you have your fingers dialing Greg's cell phone right now, huh? Well, calm yourselves down and drink some milk or something, you guys are too jumpy. THIS is my new boyfriend:
* insert cheezy accent * "J0. Pretty Lady. Come here and let me looove you. With my plastic toys."
He's a Conure, one of the birds up for sale at work. I've actually made alot of improvement with him recently, despite having only working there for two weeks. At first, he would run away when I put my hand up to the cage, but now whenever he sees me in the aisle, he scoots over to the bars and stares at me. (Which, unfortunately, makes me go over and spend time with him, which in turn makes me forget about work and fall behind schedule. XD) He takes seeds from my hand now, but still refuses to sit on my finger. Though today was a first step! He actually grabbed my index finger with one of his feet and nibbled on the nail (which is his way of saying hello/omgilu.) I wanted to yell "IMPROVEMENT!" in a very anime-ish way, but I knew it would scare him and the millions of customers that were around.
MOAR HANDSOME PICTURES, PLX. (I nicknamed him Handsome. That's how I greet him, "Heya, handsome.")
"Handsome love scratches, yes. Moar, plx, okaitnx." He had his eyes closed and his head all crooked for me. He's so kyoot, with his feathers all ruffled out in plea-shure.
KAWAII! ^.^ He's the most adorable bird ever. Too bad he's over three hundred dollars. Otherwise, I'd adopt him.
And you all KNEW it was coming. YOU KNEW.
Chinchilla Mob-Boss! >_< He actually ate from my hand this morning, which is a VAST improvement from trying to leap out of the cage in a death-snuggle. Srsly, I think he'd be fine if people handled him more. He took the hay from my fingers and was like, "Nomnom, you smell funny, nomnom, get away from my waterbottle/perch/towerofdoom, nomnom." X3 My job excites me. Can you tell?
WHICH REMINDS ME. Some of my co-workers piss me off. I had, like, five people waiting rather impatiently for me while I was trying to help another customer. I couldn't just leave the first person there, that would have been rude! I actually had to FIND Gail and ask her for the phone to call Kristina to the front for assistance. What really pissed me off was that she'd BEEN there for about half an hour, just doing nothing! So, while I had ten customers waiting for some help, Kristina was being an emo bitch being an anorexic whore, moping around the office.
ANYWAY. Greg! Yes, because you knew that was coming, too. Um... I played keep-away with his phone on Friday! It was in my back pocket, and he reached in and got it. :p Have to admit that i was surprised about that, he usually blushes alot and stuff when I mention any of that stuff. Our "date" was okay. Mirrors was a pretty freakin' awesome movie, despite Greg being freaked out by the stuff. XD That was funny as hell. He also makes funny faces, which I like to mimic. Next time you guys see me, ask me to do my Greg impression. Freakin' funny stuff. Oh, also...?
His phone gives kisses. :D And bites. Yes. Duel-phone.
That's it for now. Okay, ilu, bai!
And I bet most of you have your fingers dialing Greg's cell phone right now, huh? Well, calm yourselves down and drink some milk or something, you guys are too jumpy. THIS is my new boyfriend:
* insert cheezy accent * "J0. Pretty Lady. Come here and let me looove you. With my plastic toys."
He's a Conure, one of the birds up for sale at work. I've actually made alot of improvement with him recently, despite having only working there for two weeks. At first, he would run away when I put my hand up to the cage, but now whenever he sees me in the aisle, he scoots over to the bars and stares at me. (Which, unfortunately, makes me go over and spend time with him, which in turn makes me forget about work and fall behind schedule. XD) He takes seeds from my hand now, but still refuses to sit on my finger. Though today was a first step! He actually grabbed my index finger with one of his feet and nibbled on the nail (which is his way of saying hello/omgilu.) I wanted to yell "IMPROVEMENT!" in a very anime-ish way, but I knew it would scare him and the millions of customers that were around.
MOAR HANDSOME PICTURES, PLX. (I nicknamed him Handsome. That's how I greet him, "Heya, handsome.")
"Handsome love scratches, yes. Moar, plx, okaitnx." He had his eyes closed and his head all crooked for me. He's so kyoot, with his feathers all ruffled out in plea-shure.
KAWAII! ^.^ He's the most adorable bird ever. Too bad he's over three hundred dollars. Otherwise, I'd adopt him.
And you all KNEW it was coming. YOU KNEW.
Chinchilla Mob-Boss! >_< He actually ate from my hand this morning, which is a VAST improvement from trying to leap out of the cage in a death-snuggle. Srsly, I think he'd be fine if people handled him more. He took the hay from my fingers and was like, "Nomnom, you smell funny, nomnom, get away from my waterbottle/perch/towerofdoom, nomnom." X3 My job excites me. Can you tell?
WHICH REMINDS ME. Some of my co-workers piss me off. I had, like, five people waiting rather impatiently for me while I was trying to help another customer. I couldn't just leave the first person there, that would have been rude! I actually had to FIND Gail and ask her for the phone to call Kristina to the front for assistance. What really pissed me off was that she'd BEEN there for about half an hour, just doing nothing! So, while I had ten customers waiting for some help, Kristina was being an emo bitch being an anorexic whore, moping around the office.
ANYWAY. Greg! Yes, because you knew that was coming, too. Um... I played keep-away with his phone on Friday! It was in my back pocket, and he reached in and got it. :p Have to admit that i was surprised about that, he usually blushes alot and stuff when I mention any of that stuff. Our "date" was okay. Mirrors was a pretty freakin' awesome movie, despite Greg being freaked out by the stuff. XD That was funny as hell. He also makes funny faces, which I like to mimic. Next time you guys see me, ask me to do my Greg impression. Freakin' funny stuff. Oh, also...?
His phone gives kisses. :D And bites. Yes. Duel-phone.
That's it for now. Okay, ilu, bai!