“This must be how other people feel.”

May 11, 2005 16:31

I have to get away from them. This is ridiculous. Lately, I have been INSANELY BEYOND ALL NORMAL MEASURES OF annoyed with my retarded, worthless teammates. Normally, I would easily ignore their pathetic squabbling and insults, but they have become so obnoxious that I cannot help but be absolutely and completely horrified frustrated.

Why did Tayuya have to hide the twins’ favourite lipstick in my room? Do they seriously want to die? And slow, stupid, fat Jiroubou ate the last apple, the one that I specifically said was mine.

And I was NOT dying from a STD!!! I had to look up what that meant. My name is ruined! Oh, the shame! Sakon has taken it upon himself to spread this rumor to every single person he happens to encounter in Otogakure. If he does not stop soon, I am going to kill have a little chat with him. How dare he tarnish my holy virginity…urh, clan’s name and Orochimaru-sama’s honor and Otogakure with such lies?!

Orochimaru-sama, may I please move my room to the other side of Otogakure? They make me wish I was comatose again.


I am a horrible gardener; no matter how many weeds I pull, they just keep coming back kind of like my teammates, hmmm, and the potted lily I bought yesterday died. Overnight! I just thought I’d let you know of my failure progress. I do not think that this much stress is healthy…


Sadly enough, I almost cried when I found my lily dead. Some people may consider flowers useless, but, honestly, they have the most important purpose of starting new life. Their beauty is not a pointless boast; it is to attract insects and birds in hopes that the plant will be pollinated, the beginning of the life process.

If Kami-sama does not even allow a flower to fulfill its given purpose, what sort of a fate does that leave for me?

Ugh, I am so depressed. I miss my lily already.

Kabuto-sensei, I think you need to change my prescription. This medication I am on is giving me emotions(!) problems. Excuse me while I head off to stab myself sleep. Maybe I will feel differently later.

teammates, gardening

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