Open letters to various things encountered on television
Dear closed captions,
The town in Arizona is "Tucson" not "Tuesdayson."
Dear commercial,
Thank you for telling me "Do not try this at home" when you showed a man hang gliding while holding a golden retriever in his lap. I feel so great that you thought I wouldn't have better judgment.
Dear Linzess commercial,
First you say "Do not give this medicine to people under 6 years of age." Then you say, "Do not give this medicine to people 6 to 17 years of age." Why don't you just say, "Do not give this medicine to people under 18 years of age?"
The town in Arizona is "Tucson" not "Tuesdayson."
Dear commercial,
Thank you for telling me "Do not try this at home" when you showed a man hang gliding while holding a golden retriever in his lap. I feel so great that you thought I wouldn't have better judgment.
Dear Linzess commercial,
First you say "Do not give this medicine to people under 6 years of age." Then you say, "Do not give this medicine to people 6 to 17 years of age." Why don't you just say, "Do not give this medicine to people under 18 years of age?"