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The song "Speak Life" is on the radio.
Briana: I don't speak light.
Me: It's "Speak Life."
Briana: Well, I don't speak that language.
Me: I don't think that's a language. (pause) I can speak boldly, is that a language?
Briana: Maybe that's what they speak on Boldlygo. (referencing a comedic bit by Henry Cho)
Me: I can speak softly. I can speak quietly. Are those languages? I can speak extemporaneously.
Briana: That's a long name for a language.
Me (in fake desperation): I give up.
And here's that Henry Cho bit:
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