You know what day it is . . .
Wow! What a day! It all started when I found myself suddenly sleeping in the beanbag that I rest in while watching television in the living room when I had gone to bed in an actual bed! I don't know how I got there, but that's where I was! Outside of the window, there was this huge dog - it must have been something like a Great Dane. I'm guessing that it jumped over our fence!
It was a surprise that Woofles wasn't barking at the dog, because the dog was barking! It's what woke me!
I figured I would write, so I did. I want to rip some classical music or find a station that does not have so much, or even better, no talking during playing classical music. I like Pandora, but the getting 40 hours of listening makes it difficult as I listen to more than 40 hours a month while wrting! Anyway, while I wrote, I kept getting odd pop up messages on my computer! I dn't know how they managed this as I have ad block, and it blocks the ads unless I allow them to show on the pages. The ads were not showing up on these sites. They were showing up on other sites! The ads kept advertising odd services for free.
Why would I want my tennis shoes shined? Why would I want my eyebrows shaved? Why would I want my clothes steam cleaned?
Briana had to go to the dentist this afternoon. It was odd because they offered me a cupcake. That doesn't seem like a food a dentist's office would offer to anybody. I accepted the cupcake and ate it. Briana was called to the back soon and I ate the cupcake. I guess I fell asleep because I was soon in a land of vibrant green hills and hills don't exist in south Louisiana. The other clue was that I was skipping, my back wasn't sore, and I was picking lollipops off of the trees. Every lollipop tasted just how I wanted it to taste and every lollipop had the texture I wanted it to have, too. If I wanted pizza, the lollipop tasted like and had the texture of pizza! It was amazing. I also seemed to lose weight so I was extremely thin again.
When Briana was finished, I was sitting in the waiting room. I don't know how this worked, but it did. I also felt like I had eaten and I was not hungry even though all I ate earlier were two Captain's Wafers crackers.
I wonder if tomorrow will be as strange.
It was a surprise that Woofles wasn't barking at the dog, because the dog was barking! It's what woke me!
I figured I would write, so I did. I want to rip some classical music or find a station that does not have so much, or even better, no talking during playing classical music. I like Pandora, but the getting 40 hours of listening makes it difficult as I listen to more than 40 hours a month while wrting! Anyway, while I wrote, I kept getting odd pop up messages on my computer! I dn't know how they managed this as I have ad block, and it blocks the ads unless I allow them to show on the pages. The ads were not showing up on these sites. They were showing up on other sites! The ads kept advertising odd services for free.
Why would I want my tennis shoes shined? Why would I want my eyebrows shaved? Why would I want my clothes steam cleaned?
Briana had to go to the dentist this afternoon. It was odd because they offered me a cupcake. That doesn't seem like a food a dentist's office would offer to anybody. I accepted the cupcake and ate it. Briana was called to the back soon and I ate the cupcake. I guess I fell asleep because I was soon in a land of vibrant green hills and hills don't exist in south Louisiana. The other clue was that I was skipping, my back wasn't sore, and I was picking lollipops off of the trees. Every lollipop tasted just how I wanted it to taste and every lollipop had the texture I wanted it to have, too. If I wanted pizza, the lollipop tasted like and had the texture of pizza! It was amazing. I also seemed to lose weight so I was extremely thin again.
When Briana was finished, I was sitting in the waiting room. I don't know how this worked, but it did. I also felt like I had eaten and I was not hungry even though all I ate earlier were two Captain's Wafers crackers.
I wonder if tomorrow will be as strange.