More jokes . . .
Because I AM a nerd (thank you Dr. Seuss) and enjoy intellectual jokes, here are some more that somebody told in the comments of ljdq.
Q. Why do mathematicians like national parks?
A. Because of the natural logs.
Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin?
Person 2: A natural log cabin.
Person 1: No, a houseboat - you forgot to add the c!
A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street café watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people entering the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people leaving the house. The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty."
Q: What weapon can you make from the Chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron?
A: KNiFe.
What did the cowboy do with his horse?
Rhodium.
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
Did you hear about the chemist that fell into the esterification vat? They managed to save his life but he was left terribly butylated.
Q: How do you get lean molecules?
A: Feed them titrations.
Q: Why did the chemicals refuce to react?
A: They were unionised.
There once was a girl named Irene
Who lived on distilled kerosene
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
And since then has never benzene.
What do you call a benzene ring with Fe instead of C?
A ferrous wheel.
The Physicist, upon seeing all the waves, gets very excited and runs into the water, disappearing.
The Marine Biologist, aware of tremendous variety of marine life in the ocean, also gets very excited, and runs into the water, disappearing.
The Chemist pulls out her notebook, and writes, "The Physicist and the Marine Biologist are soluble in water."
f(x) walks into a bar and asks the manager if he can hold his birthday there. The manager says, "Sorry, we don't do functions."
Q. Why do mathematicians like national parks?
A. Because of the natural logs.
Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin?
Person 2: A natural log cabin.
Person 1: No, a houseboat - you forgot to add the c!
A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street café watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people entering the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people leaving the house. The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty."
Q: What weapon can you make from the Chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron?
A: KNiFe.
What did the cowboy do with his horse?
Rhodium.
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
Did you hear about the chemist that fell into the esterification vat? They managed to save his life but he was left terribly butylated.
Q: How do you get lean molecules?
A: Feed them titrations.
Q: Why did the chemicals refuce to react?
A: They were unionised.
There once was a girl named Irene
Who lived on distilled kerosene
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
And since then has never benzene.
What do you call a benzene ring with Fe instead of C?
A ferrous wheel.
The Physicist, upon seeing all the waves, gets very excited and runs into the water, disappearing.
The Marine Biologist, aware of tremendous variety of marine life in the ocean, also gets very excited, and runs into the water, disappearing.
The Chemist pulls out her notebook, and writes, "The Physicist and the Marine Biologist are soluble in water."
f(x) walks into a bar and asks the manager if he can hold his birthday there. The manager says, "Sorry, we don't do functions."