a day of bad puns. . .
When we arrived at church, Briana said, "Define postpone." (This was because I had said a meeting was postponed.) I really wasn't listening to what she said until I got out of the car and realized that she said, "Define" in front of "postpone."
Since I really wasn't paying attention, I only then heard her say it again and then say "the definition."
Postpone After the cornbread
Then, the pastor told a joke during the sermon today. I didn't get exactly how it went, but I think it was something like this:
A man walked up to a Russian leader who was surrounded by others. This man was down on his financial luck and asked for some help. The Russian leader looked down on the man and decided that he would at least help him out for the day. The people surrounding the leader looked at him in surprise. They were extremely confused why he had helped the man. The Russian leader then turned to the people and said, "When you wish upon a czar, it makes no difference who you are."
The pastor then said: "This is where you groan."
Oh, also, here is one of those "important questions in life." Briana and I came up with this just a few minutes ago.
Why does zither begin with a Z while xylophone begins with an X? Then we wanted to know why there isn't an animal called the exebra.
Stein Auf!
Bridget
Since I really wasn't paying attention, I only then heard her say it again and then say "the definition."
Postpone After the cornbread
Then, the pastor told a joke during the sermon today. I didn't get exactly how it went, but I think it was something like this:
A man walked up to a Russian leader who was surrounded by others. This man was down on his financial luck and asked for some help. The Russian leader looked down on the man and decided that he would at least help him out for the day. The people surrounding the leader looked at him in surprise. They were extremely confused why he had helped the man. The Russian leader then turned to the people and said, "When you wish upon a czar, it makes no difference who you are."
The pastor then said: "This is where you groan."
Oh, also, here is one of those "important questions in life." Briana and I came up with this just a few minutes ago.
Why does zither begin with a Z while xylophone begins with an X? Then we wanted to know why there isn't an animal called the exebra.
Stein Auf!
Bridget