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omg...my life has been so busy lately, i just started exams and everything...
LMAO.. my friend, who is a giant rock buff person...sold her soul to "Satan" by selling avon make-up....sooo funny...anyways, she wanted to go on this rock trip to this thing in cleveland or whatever, so she gets a job selling make-up for avon....omg...then, whta happens is her boyfriend gets her a job selling music at a cd store.
then, so, she quits her job at avon, by calling in and telling the people there that they're satans that were selling their souls to the devil and then she went on to this rant and she was yelling and she said, "YOU'RE ALL SADISTIC BASTARDS; YOU GET OFF BY SUPPORTING THE OPPRESSED!!" nad the lady gasps every time she said something....and it was hilarious because after she said that, the lady was all like, " what does that mean??" ang omg soooooo funny. and by the end of it, she's out of breath from screaming and yelling and it's so funny....because of what happens next...
For some reason, the boss of th record store thinks that shes 16 or 17...even though her bf's cousin told him she was 14 and her bf told him she was 14 and she told hiim HERSELF to his face that she was 14 and for one reason or another...anywyas, he calls her and says LOUDLY, "you're 14!!"
Jess: YES!
MAN: YOURE 14!!!!!!!!
Jess: YESS!!!!
man: YOURE 14!!!!!!!!
Jess: Who the hell is this?!?!
and the guy tells her that hes the manager of the cd store and that she cant work there because shes not old enough...LMAO! so now, since she yelled at the AVON LADY...and she cant work at the record store...so now, she doesnt ahve a job and she has no way of paying for her trip to cleveland for the rock and roll thing.............
anyways, in other words, andrew asked caitlin out...Caitlin told carson to come and save her if she was in a room alone with andrew for more than 3 and 1/2 minutes... so they went into her basement room during a party at her house...
so funny!!
caitlin...thinking, save me carson, save me...
Andrew, thinking....hand job please! ....lets have anal sex!
Caitlin gets up and stares at door, thinking, save me!!!
Carson: bursts through door...
Nothing happens...but it was really funny because Caitlin was freaking out over andrew telling her he wanted to have anal sex with her...and then, we were all talking abotu another girl who's rumoured to have done it "up the ass" (as caitlin puts it) and then beth says, "its WAAAAAAAAAAAY more enjoyable for the guy!" really loudly and there was a teacher behind us....soooooooooooooo funny!!
The next day, we were talking about how he was sooo screwed up...so funny. What happened was, Caitlin was pissign her pants cuz HE was breaking up with her! and she wanted to do that since the beginning! anways, her mom came up to her room and asked her why she was laughing so hard. And she points at the screen and her mom reads it, and she says, this kid's screwed up! Now, since this was when we were walking down the locker room hallway, lauren parish ased, who is this? and caitkin turns around and says loudly, "ANDREW S!" and she looks past my shoulder (cuz shes walking backwards now to answer her question) AND ANDREW IS WALKING RIGHT BEHIND US!!!!! OMG...IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER...and caitlin freaked out and ran and hid in the bathroom...lmao!
Here's my rock show song lyrics, Big League:
When he was a kid, he'd be up at five
Take shots till eight, make the thing drive
Out after school, back on ice
That was his life, he was gonna play in the Big League
The Big League
Not many ways out of this cold northern town
You work in the mill and get laid in the ground
If you're gonna jump it will be with the game
Real fast and tough is the only clear lane to the Big League
My boy's gonna play in the Big League
My boy's gonna turn some heads
My boy's gonna play in the Big League
My boy's gonna knock 'em dead
The Big League
All the right moves when he turned eighteen
Scholarship and school on a big U.S. team
Out with his girl near Lake McClean
Hit a truck doing seventy in the wrong lane
To the Big League
My boy's gonna play in the Big League
My boy's gonna turn some heads
My boy's gonna play in the Big League
My boy's gonna knock 'em dead
Never can tell what might come down
Never can tell how much you get
Just don't know, no you never can tell
Sometimes at night I can hear the ice crack
It sounds like thunder and it rips through my back
Sometimes in the morning I still hear the sound
Ice meets metal...
"Can't you drive me down to the Big League?"
My boy's gonna play in the Big League
My boy's gonna turn some heads
My boy's gonna play in the Big League
My boy's gonna knock 'em dead
Never can tell what might come down
Never can tell when you might check out
Just don't know, no you never can tell
So do right to others like you do to yourself
In the Big League
LMAO.. my friend, who is a giant rock buff person...sold her soul to "Satan" by selling avon make-up....sooo funny...anyways, she wanted to go on this rock trip to this thing in cleveland or whatever, so she gets a job selling make-up for avon....omg...then, whta happens is her boyfriend gets her a job selling music at a cd store.
then, so, she quits her job at avon, by calling in and telling the people there that they're satans that were selling their souls to the devil and then she went on to this rant and she was yelling and she said, "YOU'RE ALL SADISTIC BASTARDS; YOU GET OFF BY SUPPORTING THE OPPRESSED!!" nad the lady gasps every time she said something....and it was hilarious because after she said that, the lady was all like, " what does that mean??" ang omg soooooo funny. and by the end of it, she's out of breath from screaming and yelling and it's so funny....because of what happens next...
For some reason, the boss of th record store thinks that shes 16 or 17...even though her bf's cousin told him she was 14 and her bf told him she was 14 and she told hiim HERSELF to his face that she was 14 and for one reason or another...anywyas, he calls her and says LOUDLY, "you're 14!!"
Jess: YES!
MAN: YOURE 14!!!!!!!!
Jess: YESS!!!!
man: YOURE 14!!!!!!!!
Jess: Who the hell is this?!?!
and the guy tells her that hes the manager of the cd store and that she cant work there because shes not old enough...LMAO! so now, since she yelled at the AVON LADY...and she cant work at the record store...so now, she doesnt ahve a job and she has no way of paying for her trip to cleveland for the rock and roll thing.............
anyways, in other words, andrew asked caitlin out...Caitlin told carson to come and save her if she was in a room alone with andrew for more than 3 and 1/2 minutes... so they went into her basement room during a party at her house...
so funny!!
caitlin...thinking, save me carson, save me...
Andrew, thinking....hand job please! ....lets have anal sex!
Caitlin gets up and stares at door, thinking, save me!!!
Carson: bursts through door...
Nothing happens...but it was really funny because Caitlin was freaking out over andrew telling her he wanted to have anal sex with her...and then, we were all talking abotu another girl who's rumoured to have done it "up the ass" (as caitlin puts it) and then beth says, "its WAAAAAAAAAAAY more enjoyable for the guy!" really loudly and there was a teacher behind us....soooooooooooooo funny!!
The next day, we were talking about how he was sooo screwed up...so funny. What happened was, Caitlin was pissign her pants cuz HE was breaking up with her! and she wanted to do that since the beginning! anways, her mom came up to her room and asked her why she was laughing so hard. And she points at the screen and her mom reads it, and she says, this kid's screwed up! Now, since this was when we were walking down the locker room hallway, lauren parish ased, who is this? and caitkin turns around and says loudly, "ANDREW S!" and she looks past my shoulder (cuz shes walking backwards now to answer her question) AND ANDREW IS WALKING RIGHT BEHIND US!!!!! OMG...IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER...and caitlin freaked out and ran and hid in the bathroom...lmao!
Here's my rock show song lyrics, Big League:
When he was a kid, he'd be up at five
Take shots till eight, make the thing drive
Out after school, back on ice
That was his life, he was gonna play in the Big League
The Big League
Not many ways out of this cold northern town
You work in the mill and get laid in the ground
If you're gonna jump it will be with the game
Real fast and tough is the only clear lane to the Big League
My boy's gonna play in the Big League
My boy's gonna turn some heads
My boy's gonna play in the Big League
My boy's gonna knock 'em dead
The Big League
All the right moves when he turned eighteen
Scholarship and school on a big U.S. team
Out with his girl near Lake McClean
Hit a truck doing seventy in the wrong lane
To the Big League
My boy's gonna play in the Big League
My boy's gonna turn some heads
My boy's gonna play in the Big League
My boy's gonna knock 'em dead
Never can tell what might come down
Never can tell how much you get
Just don't know, no you never can tell
Sometimes at night I can hear the ice crack
It sounds like thunder and it rips through my back
Sometimes in the morning I still hear the sound
Ice meets metal...
"Can't you drive me down to the Big League?"
My boy's gonna play in the Big League
My boy's gonna turn some heads
My boy's gonna play in the Big League
My boy's gonna knock 'em dead
Never can tell what might come down
Never can tell when you might check out
Just don't know, no you never can tell
So do right to others like you do to yourself
In the Big League