May 06, 2010 19:42
[19:08] Me: Sort of mediocre day for a while. :p
[19:08] X: hehe
[19:12] Me: You take pleasure in my discontent, I see.
[19:13] X: i take pleasure in everyone's discontent
[19:15] Me: I see...
[19:15] Me: *writes notes on little pad of paper*
[19:15] Me: And how does your brother's dog feel about your uncle?
[19:16] X: ha!!
[19:16] X: how did you know my brother's dog had any feelings towards my uncle?
[19:16] Me: It was clear from the things you didn't tell me.
[19:16] X: you're good
[19:17] Me: Of course.
[19:17] Me: *strokes chin*
[19:17] Me: Now, tell me about your mother's daughter.
[19:17] X: she's evil!!
[19:17] Me: I imagine that is true.
[19:18] Me: What is her most wicked vice?
[19:18] X: television!
[19:19] Me: And how much porn does she watch each day?
[19:19] X: gasp! how did you know about that?
[19:19] Me: It is my job.
[19:20] Me: Also, I have a very nice pair of binoculars.
[19:20] X: that's you i saw in the bushes? i knew it!
[19:20] Me: Let's not get caught up on the details, now.
[19:20] X: my apologies
[19:21] Me: Now, about your little...shrine. I think it is a little...much, don't you?
[19:22] X: i thought so too at first... but it's essential to remember the teletubbies as they used to be
[19:22] X: excuse me while i light a candle