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[kageintraining]

[Have some 5 year old Naruto wandering the streets in front of his house looking really confused before he plops down on his lawn at 947 Beulah Street]

U-uh, hello?

[he's looking up and down the streetHey! Can- can anyone hear me!? I'm trying to get home but I can't see to find it... can anyone tell me where the Hokage tower is? I can't find it

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[fanstheflame]

Hokage tower! I know what that is!

I can't find it neither... I think I'm lost too.

[kageintraining]

You! Who are you? Where are we? Do you know anything like that??

If someone's playin' a trick on us, it's pretty mean!

[fanstheflame]

My name's Sasuke Uchiha, and I don't know where we are... I think it's pretty mean too, but we gotta be real strong and find our way out, okay?

Are you a ninja too?

[kageintraining]

I am real strong! I'm a real strong ninja, and that's probably why I'm here. Maybe it's so they can give me lots of tests so that I can finally be hokage!

Uchiha? Aren't you one of the people that lives inside the real creepy part of the village?

[thebestnation]

Your lost too?

[kageintraining]

Yeah... I think so. Who are you? Are you lost here?

[thebestnation]

I'm Meriken, one of Bri-tan's colonies. I...I don't know where I am either.

[kageintraining]

Merikan? I don't know... what you just said, but you sound lost like me! Are you on the same street as me? These houses look weird, right?

[king_o_new_york]

You're lost too?

I found this girl Saki and she were sick and I think she were lost too-- and I am too-- but I think if we ask somebody soon they's gotta know where we are and how we can get home, so don't worry none, okay? Cause I'm gonna find our way out. So it's okay.

[pause, breath]

Is the Hokage Tower a skyscraper?

[kageintraining]

You found a sick girl here? I didn't think there were some sick girls here...

I'm not worried! I'm not scared! I'm strong and I don't really need no one, just for a minute so I can get back home...

Maybe it is! What's a skyscraper?

[king_o_new_york]

It's-- how come you don't know what a skyscraper is? It's a big big tall buildin' where people work. And yeah, she were lyin' in the street and she looked sick but I don't know if there's more'n one.

Who're you?

[kageintraining]

A tall building where people work! Yeah! That's what the tower is like!

Did you save her? 'cause you really shoulda saved her if she was just lyin' on the street!

I'm Uzumaki Naruto!

[bluecapboy]

[Luke spots you on the lawn.]

Hey! Did you get lost too?

[kageintraining]

[Naruto's staring at you]

I think so! Who are you?

[bluecapboy]

I'm Luke! Who're you?

[kageintraining]

Luke? I'm Naruto! Uzumaki Naruto!

...Where am I?

[hurtjustalittle]

Wassa Hokage tower?

[kageintraining]

It's a big and really, really tall tower where all the strongest and bestest people get to work!

Who're you?

[hurtjustalittle]

I dun see anything like that 'round here. Everything looks all funny to me.

I'm Jane! You seen m' brother?

[kageintraining]

That's 'cause it -is- all funny around here. Where are you? Are you in the same place as me, maybe?

Jane? I'm Naruto! I'm pretty cool but I don't know if I saw your brother. What's he look like?