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[kagami2k]

Aw, crap.

My roots are showing.

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[dark_hierophant]

Hair roots or cultural roots, if I might ask?

[kagami2k]

The former. My highlights are growing out.

That is it. I need to go up.

[dark_hierophant]

I know that pain. This glowing golden hair has to go. I'm almost considering shaving it all off if I can't find a powerful black dye.

Go up? The upper level, you mean?

[kagami2k]

Yes, the top level.

I imagine there are salons up there.

[dark_hierophant]

Perhaps. You should tell me if you find a good one.

I am sick of looking like an archangel.

[kagami2k]

I'll let you know.

And I am sick of appearing less than shiny, multifaceted, and mildly tousled with pomade to achieve the deliberately effortless bedhead look.

[dark_hierophant]

I appreciate it.

That sounds... quite difficult to maintain.

[kagami2k]

Well... sometimes I cut corners and actually roll out of bed that way. But then I'd constantly worry about child support.

[dark_hierophant]

"Child support?"

[kagami2k]

Yeah. The whole purpose of the bedhead look is to look like you just rolled out of bed after a wild night.

[dark_hierophant]

I'm a priest, my boy. I wouldn't know anything about that.

[kagami2k]

Oh.

Well, it's quite simple. You look like you've already been laid in order to get laid, and if you haven't actually gotten laid you'd have to artificially look like you got laid in order to get laid.

[dark_hierophant]

That's quite a trick.

Whatever happened to just getting to know a girl, then coaxing her into bed with you?

Damn Max, telling me I need to get 'laid.' What do I need that for? Just because I've never been with a woman in my hundred anf fifty plus years of life... I'm a priest, damn it, not a gigolo!

[kagami2k]

Slow and romantic courtship is a ritual of those that don't have the natural edge to impregnate a population of females fast and furiously. But since there's more of them, their ways become the norm and my dates would become socially stigmatized if they slept with me. Now I must become even more attractive to make all the ostracizing worth it.

Wait, you're a priest. You hate guys like me.

Bwahaha XD

[dark_hierophant]

An interesting perspective on it.

I'm a priest of Evil, hedonism comes with the robes, dogma and silly hats.

Shush you.

[kagami2k]

I see. So what has someone like yourself been doing for entertainment in a place like this? I'm afraid I don't get out much... being attractive, powerless, and alone in a place probably littered with outerworldly convicts does have its hazards.

How can you be a priest of Evil, hedonism etc., and not be a gigolo?!