A Modest Proposal..... ;-)

Oct 09, 2010 21:16

In response to all the folks who claim that Dragon*Con and NYCC were ruined this year by the influx of inbred "non-fans" that stood around, drank beer and tried to screw everything in sight, I propose a new plan of action:

No pre-registration. You must go to the convention site starting the day before the con or later and purchase your badge. But first you must go to a computer kiosk and take a ten question test quiz. If you get less than 50%, you are not allowed to purchase a ticket to the event. Those that pass receive a slip that they then can take to get in line to purchase a badge. Others must leave the convention site ASAP and will be arrested for trespassing if they are on the property at any time during the con's hours of operation. If you DO get into trouble and have a badge, you will be put into a database and banned for life from the convention in question or any others that see fit to do so. The database will be available to other conventions on request.

The Ten Questions For SuperUltraMegaCon 2011 (the multiple choice answers have been eliminated to save space):

1. Name this character: http://www.superherotimes.com/newsarchive/SilverSurfermain.jpg

2. What television show is known for this theme? http://www.drwhoguide.com/mp3/who4.mp3

3. Ray Bradbury wrote:
A. A Clockwork Orange
B. Mission Stardust
C. I, Robot
D. The Martian Chronicles
E. The Iron Dream

4. What planet is Mr. Spock from?

5. Name this character: http://www.ackbar.org/images/ackbar.jpg

6. Dungeons & _ _ _ _ _ _ _

7. "Battlestar Galactica" originally aired in what year?

8. Choose TWO characters from the STREET FIGHTER franchise:
A. Mike Pyson
B. Cammy
C. Dali
D. Chun Li
E. Major Payne

9. Name this anime character: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_76bDfdn-r8E/TBlufV8AGcI/AAAAAAAAAeI/tq916r4wgOk/s1600/sailormoon.jpg

10. Name this character: http://dualinity.wippiespace.com/pics/PEDOBEAR.png
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