Fighting who needs it, NOBODY ! !
Well last night was funny but random, we set off from Brighton with a car full….when I say full I mean Heaphy was in the boot full!! 7 people which included - Me, Con, Brown, Neale, Lucy Tyler, Heaphy’s girl (shit with names) and Heaphy in the boot. CORSIE WAS LOW RIDING. So we set off with brown reading the map, bad Idea last time brown was on the case we ended up on our way to Dover (way home from Reading). So yes we did get lost. A few minor losses through Lewis, but the main one was actually finding the party. We couldn’t find the party for about 30 minutes, we were going up and down this country road for ages, fucking Isfield, the whole place is one road.
Poor Heaphy when we finally found the road or should I say dirt track to go down Heaphy was complaining of lack of oxygen…..When we let him out he was drenched in sweat haha it was pretty funny, so me and Lucy set up our tent while everyone else went to inspect the party. It looked phat, a big gazebo with bands and a DJ, I did take my vinyl but I wasn’t expecting a session. Me and Lucy finally got the tent up but nooo pegs, so Lucy went on a mission to find some, she came back with 4, good job.
I went into the party to assess the situation, see if we could get more people to come. Looked very promising. Eventually when I had one beer, I got brown for company and went back to Brighton to pick up Mettyear, I wanted to take Nick and Liv up as well + everyone from the house but I didn’t have enough room. So I went over to Paul’s house to see if he could drive them up as well, but when I got to his he was too pissed to drive, so instead I decided seeing as I had a space in my car Paul could come. So we are back on our way to the party.
Its all going well when we get back, party looks like its in full swing, so I get a few more beers down me dance a little, sit by a camp fire and I go over to this light where you can see your shadow projected into the sky, it was amazing me and con were really loving it, eventually everyone saw us looking like idiots so they all came over and were also amazed by what they could see, it was really misty so it worked really well. Then these two random kids came over, and one of them kicked his friend in the balls, I saw it and it didn’t look like it hurt (you never know with bollex though the lightest flick can cause hours of pain. So I started to take the piss. Me and Con were really laying into him, then all of a sudden he said to me “Im about to take you OUT!!” This kid had the baby face and i was not scared of him at all so I tempted him, probably not a good Idea because that’s when it all kicked off…….
The fucked actually charged me, so we were rucking on the floor, eventually I got his fat ass off me and smacked him in the face, amount of times are questionable, but it did happen. So I knew I was in for a couple more fights tonight because I did give him a cut eye and a lump on his face. About 30 mins later, this little prick that looked about 12 comes up to me going why you KICK MY MATE IN THE FACE??!?! So in 30 minutes it has gone from a couple of punches to a brutal kick in the face. That’s when I knew things were going to get out of hand once again, surprisingly it calmed down thanks to Brown looking and acting like a trev, Mettyear looking for a fight and they fucked off.
This time there was more of them still let by this 12 year old and the rumours had got worse, a gang of us had kicked him in the face. There was this one kiddie with long hair who just kept shouting “WHY YOU HIT MY MATE!!” I was talking to a reasonably thinking guy who just wanted the stories, so my reply to this long haired freak was “SHHHH” it worked. Mettyear and Brown had words with that kid and this is when I thought it had to end now. I got him over and we apologised, so alls well and we get back to partying.
I step into the dance tent (gazebo) with Paul and start dancing, it was inevitable I had to get hit once tonight, and from out of no where this thundering blow hit my jaw, supposedly this guy ran from across the dance floor and through his hardest, fuck it hurt. Before I know it im on the floor with this big fucker on me, Paul neatly knelt beside him and starts to hit him in the face and them got smacked in the nose (thanks Paul), while Conrad is hitting him with a bottle hahaha I have great friends, no seriously everyone had been sticking up for me all night I love them for it. Then all I could hear was Neale screaming someone had stamped on Neale’s face and I was not happy. Before I layed back into this fucked that kicked it all off again I knelt down to see if Neale was alright, and I saw this lump on her face, I kissed her on the cheek said sorry, got up and ran for this kid he was sitting there surrounded by his mates. I charged in and hit him soo hard my knuckles still hurt. I got dragged off by his mates and before it all kicked off again I was escorted from the dance tent by this bloke. When I was walking back to my car I felt my jaw which was now killing, I still can’t clench my teeth down on one side……..
What a night when I went back to my car I slapped on some music, happened to be dnb and started to calm down, by the time it had all clamed down at the party and the boys came to meet me back at my car I was back to myself again. So the rest of the night for me was held at my car and in my tent. Unfortunate but fuck it the poor girls birthday I was kinda ruining it for her so I thought I would be best if I lost myself. Still had a good night had a rave with everyone in my car and had a laugh. Eventually I passed out in the car with Neale, Paul and me in the back, Mettyear and Brown in the front. Then me and Lucy went to sleep in the tent.
In the morning I was woken up By Mettyear Shouting “FIRE” yes Mettyear that’s not too obvious there isn’t a fire, but it was funny reminded me of travelling. Con and Heaphy had been racking the bar and got 3 bottles of champagne and 30 cans of Guinness. We piled in 6 people and set off again back to Brighton. I dropped Lucy back, so there’s me, Brown, Con, Neale and Mettyear in my car still, we decided to go to the Diner for a fry up but it was closed. We went to a few more places but unsuccessful. We ended up at the bystander and munched down hard, I found it well hard to chew so it took me a while but after this was the job of taking everyone home!!!! Nausing, by the end of it I felt like a taxi. Paul was in the back seat while I was driving, only 2 people gave me petrol money out of 9, nice one CUNTS. Over all good night, for randoms reading this it may make me look like a fighter, but im not, im actually a nice person.
Poor Heaphy when we finally found the road or should I say dirt track to go down Heaphy was complaining of lack of oxygen…..When we let him out he was drenched in sweat haha it was pretty funny, so me and Lucy set up our tent while everyone else went to inspect the party. It looked phat, a big gazebo with bands and a DJ, I did take my vinyl but I wasn’t expecting a session. Me and Lucy finally got the tent up but nooo pegs, so Lucy went on a mission to find some, she came back with 4, good job.
I went into the party to assess the situation, see if we could get more people to come. Looked very promising. Eventually when I had one beer, I got brown for company and went back to Brighton to pick up Mettyear, I wanted to take Nick and Liv up as well + everyone from the house but I didn’t have enough room. So I went over to Paul’s house to see if he could drive them up as well, but when I got to his he was too pissed to drive, so instead I decided seeing as I had a space in my car Paul could come. So we are back on our way to the party.
Its all going well when we get back, party looks like its in full swing, so I get a few more beers down me dance a little, sit by a camp fire and I go over to this light where you can see your shadow projected into the sky, it was amazing me and con were really loving it, eventually everyone saw us looking like idiots so they all came over and were also amazed by what they could see, it was really misty so it worked really well. Then these two random kids came over, and one of them kicked his friend in the balls, I saw it and it didn’t look like it hurt (you never know with bollex though the lightest flick can cause hours of pain. So I started to take the piss. Me and Con were really laying into him, then all of a sudden he said to me “Im about to take you OUT!!” This kid had the baby face and i was not scared of him at all so I tempted him, probably not a good Idea because that’s when it all kicked off…….
The fucked actually charged me, so we were rucking on the floor, eventually I got his fat ass off me and smacked him in the face, amount of times are questionable, but it did happen. So I knew I was in for a couple more fights tonight because I did give him a cut eye and a lump on his face. About 30 mins later, this little prick that looked about 12 comes up to me going why you KICK MY MATE IN THE FACE??!?! So in 30 minutes it has gone from a couple of punches to a brutal kick in the face. That’s when I knew things were going to get out of hand once again, surprisingly it calmed down thanks to Brown looking and acting like a trev, Mettyear looking for a fight and they fucked off.
This time there was more of them still let by this 12 year old and the rumours had got worse, a gang of us had kicked him in the face. There was this one kiddie with long hair who just kept shouting “WHY YOU HIT MY MATE!!” I was talking to a reasonably thinking guy who just wanted the stories, so my reply to this long haired freak was “SHHHH” it worked. Mettyear and Brown had words with that kid and this is when I thought it had to end now. I got him over and we apologised, so alls well and we get back to partying.
I step into the dance tent (gazebo) with Paul and start dancing, it was inevitable I had to get hit once tonight, and from out of no where this thundering blow hit my jaw, supposedly this guy ran from across the dance floor and through his hardest, fuck it hurt. Before I know it im on the floor with this big fucker on me, Paul neatly knelt beside him and starts to hit him in the face and them got smacked in the nose (thanks Paul), while Conrad is hitting him with a bottle hahaha I have great friends, no seriously everyone had been sticking up for me all night I love them for it. Then all I could hear was Neale screaming someone had stamped on Neale’s face and I was not happy. Before I layed back into this fucked that kicked it all off again I knelt down to see if Neale was alright, and I saw this lump on her face, I kissed her on the cheek said sorry, got up and ran for this kid he was sitting there surrounded by his mates. I charged in and hit him soo hard my knuckles still hurt. I got dragged off by his mates and before it all kicked off again I was escorted from the dance tent by this bloke. When I was walking back to my car I felt my jaw which was now killing, I still can’t clench my teeth down on one side……..
What a night when I went back to my car I slapped on some music, happened to be dnb and started to calm down, by the time it had all clamed down at the party and the boys came to meet me back at my car I was back to myself again. So the rest of the night for me was held at my car and in my tent. Unfortunate but fuck it the poor girls birthday I was kinda ruining it for her so I thought I would be best if I lost myself. Still had a good night had a rave with everyone in my car and had a laugh. Eventually I passed out in the car with Neale, Paul and me in the back, Mettyear and Brown in the front. Then me and Lucy went to sleep in the tent.
In the morning I was woken up By Mettyear Shouting “FIRE” yes Mettyear that’s not too obvious there isn’t a fire, but it was funny reminded me of travelling. Con and Heaphy had been racking the bar and got 3 bottles of champagne and 30 cans of Guinness. We piled in 6 people and set off again back to Brighton. I dropped Lucy back, so there’s me, Brown, Con, Neale and Mettyear in my car still, we decided to go to the Diner for a fry up but it was closed. We went to a few more places but unsuccessful. We ended up at the bystander and munched down hard, I found it well hard to chew so it took me a while but after this was the job of taking everyone home!!!! Nausing, by the end of it I felt like a taxi. Paul was in the back seat while I was driving, only 2 people gave me petrol money out of 9, nice one CUNTS. Over all good night, for randoms reading this it may make me look like a fighter, but im not, im actually a nice person.