Chi = totally black, man...for realz (tee hee)

Aug 08, 2005 15:24

For those of you who have Chi as a friend on your facebook, and those who don't, I pose a critical question:

IS HE NOT THE HARDEST CORE THUG YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE?



Got DAMN, dawg! Lukit his chain, yo! An' hiz sideways Yankees hat e'en doh he ain't watch baseball! And yo, check his thug stare out, money! I ain't gon' git in dat gangsta's grill, hell naw! But DAMN, son, he blacka dan black!!

That might be why he spends all his free time at home drinking his dad's beer and playing Jade Empire/Knights of the Old Republic. And sleeping at 3pm like a real life gangster (read: lazy unemployed black man in his late 20's to 30's).

In other news, I bent that history final over, punched it until it stopped resisting, and THEN commenced its rape. And on the way out, I licked the inside of my palm, slapped this enormous moron who sat behind me straight in the face, and then crip-walked out while grabbing my crotch. He looked at me with an expression that almost said, "What the hell do you think you're doing, dammit?!" but I just crip walked back and slapped him a second time using the hand I was holding my crotch with. Then I went, "Bitch, ill!" and continued out like I'd been doing before that moron interrupted my exit.

Also, later during lunch at Iacafano's, I made Mike say, "Yeah, the sausage is too big." Lol pwn4g3.

lmao homo
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