- Sorry residents of DC, you apparently don't
have enough guns to be represented in Congress. NO VOTES FOR YOU. GOOD DAY SIR.
Tangentially related, recent events in DC and Kansas seem to suggest that liberals should start being better armed. I'm not sure how serious I am about that.
- No way I'm using the urinal next to you, Extremely Tall Dude. No way in hell.
- Watched
Man on Wire recently. I have a lot of admiration for Phillipe Petit. Most striking was the news footage around the event. Everyone involved seemed to be moved by what was a pure and masterful expression of art. Including the cops. Nowadays they would have probably beaten him and thrown him in jail for ten years.
- I am being informed that my daughter has hiccups. Specifically, "Have hiccups, Pops!". Hatred of world: decreased.
- I will personally lead any raids necessary into Texas to capture the Shiner Bock brewery should those idiots decide to Rick Perry it up.