Which muppet am I?

[kaffeesuchtig]

Last time I took this quiz I was the Swedish Chef.



You are Statler or Waldorf.
You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others.
But only because you are in the balcony seats.

ALSO KNOWN AS:
Those two old guys in the box.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous

QUOTE:
"Get off the stage, you bum!"

LAST BOOKS READ:
"The Art of Insult" and "How To
Insult Art"

NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT:
Their pacemakers.

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And since it would be silly to do a separate entry for these, here are my haikus, the very first one and one that amused me.