still waiting for that lit fuse
I sucked in a breath waiting for the page to load only to find out the email sitting in the inbox was from Borders Rewards. The subject line: The invitation you've been waiting for!
NO, BORDERS, I BEG TO DIFFER. A TWENTY-PERCENT-OFF COUPON IS NOT THE INVITATION I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.
NO, BORDERS, I BEG TO DIFFER. A TWENTY-PERCENT-OFF COUPON IS NOT THE INVITATION I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.