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[kaerra]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry:

http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3467037I think this is even more pathetic than Paris Hilton publishing her "memoirs", the fact that practically every woman in the city of New York is unceremoniously stuffing her jeans into her boots and looking like some country lass heroine out of a Danielle Steele

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[mynuet]

Who the hell is Vincent Gallo, anyway? Does he make wine?

[kaerra]

He might be related to that family, but as far as I know, he's a profligate wannabe actor-type who is convinced that the world should bow down before his great brilliance. In short, just the type of personality we really want to have running through the gene pool.

*rolls eyes*

I'm down with the GRE now, whoo. It was kind of an odd result, though--best Verbal score ever, worst Math score ever. Ah well.

[mynuet]

Still - done = good! And who needs good math scores to be in a writing program?

[kaerra]

That is certainly true. It's more my brainwashed high school attitude of "scores lower than 1300 total are complete crap" that has me fretting about the math portion being low (since I don't have a score above 1300 because of it).

Ah well, that is dumb, so I will try to cease and desist where that is concerned.

Thanks for the encouragement, btw--you know me and my perfectionism. ^_^

[badgerpants]

Hahaha, I took that quiz.
I think it said I was going to die out or something....

Maybe I should try that, sell my sperm thing that is.
I wonder what I could get? I'm not famous, but I'm fairly smart, and people tell me I've got other things going for me too. =)

[kaerra]

What really gets me about the whole "selling the sperm thing" is how impersonal the whole idea is. I mean, sure, it's more personal than going to a sperm bank, but still... feels like Brave New World with their test tube babies or something...

*shakes head sadly*

But then again, there's amazing things that people on this earth are willing to buy, so if you can sell your sperm to one of them, maybe it's a good thing. Who knows?

[skinship]

I also love the bit where he promises his wang is big enough, really. Because that's the first thing every young mother-to-be checks. "Genetical diseases and such be damned, I want a kid who has a huge damn cock!"

[kaerra]

*snerk*

Amen to that. I mean, who cares about mental illness history, or the fact that the dude's parents and grandparents all died of throat cancer--he's got TWELVE inches of lovin', man! And as the hokey-pokey has so wisely taught us, that's what it's all about.

*shakes head*

[ianna_loncar]

I need to talk to you when you have a moment, and I found a ne wicon for you...

[kaerra]

Oooh, new icons are always cool. And I'm home now, if you need to talk now. I will try your cell phone shortly, too.

Hope that all is okay.

*hugs*