(reposted) Internets. Humour.
Source: http://lj.rossia.org/users/dimkin/52697.html
There is a lot of humour in the Internet. The ratio of humour an average Internet user gets has long succeeded all the hugh gallaghers, all the nick adamses -- generally, all the comedy you could have possibly seen aired. Even the TV show comedians gradually get the jokes from the Web and feed to us, because they do not have that many.
Every square centimetre of the Internet area hosts at least one joke, jest, prank, et cetera, provided of course you are not in some really special joking place. That would be where the real horror lurks -- apart from normal jokes made of letters, there you would become exposed to photo humour and even a movie clip humour. That's like, you could discover a clip where some American woman was reporting from a motorcycle race, and suddenly-- splash!-- she's hit by a raging motorcycle! Half her head gone. Yeah... much funny stuff, there.
Of course, a normal person would try to avoid all such sites, but one just can't feel safe either way. Sometimes a supposedly decent person would find you won't even expect what and rush to spread the link to everyone! Like some little kid, they would pick some dirty doodad from the ground, and the next moment they would try tasting it, as well as give all the playmates a taste of the same.
It's all because everyone in the Internet is fun. If you get online without a smiley attached to the tail of your hi, you are in for a punch in the face. Teh internets easily allow you to get a beat-up. For instance, one moment you're friends forever, then suddenly you exchange insults the size of you-never-had-it-that-big, and already you are promising each other to get on a train or a plane and personally FUBAR the fucker. Well, nobody's going anywhere, naturally, everyone is busy and has to go to work tomorrow.
If just one per cent of such promises were to come true, not even one uninjured person would remain online, but that does not seem to occur. There are people saying somebody actually beat someone upon a tete-a-tete meeting, but nobody can remember that the conflicting sides would get into a hospital at least. They would just, you know, breathe loudly in a threating manner, pull the opponent's beard or them sidelocks, then people would drag them apart. And of course, each of them would boast the next day how they sure gave the bastard a good one.
And it's deemed improper to feel bitter towards women in the Internet. It is usually assumed they're always having their Cycles, so well, they cannot be held liable. Those fucking bitches.
There is a lot of humour in the Internet. The ratio of humour an average Internet user gets has long succeeded all the hugh gallaghers, all the nick adamses -- generally, all the comedy you could have possibly seen aired. Even the TV show comedians gradually get the jokes from the Web and feed to us, because they do not have that many.
Every square centimetre of the Internet area hosts at least one joke, jest, prank, et cetera, provided of course you are not in some really special joking place. That would be where the real horror lurks -- apart from normal jokes made of letters, there you would become exposed to photo humour and even a movie clip humour. That's like, you could discover a clip where some American woman was reporting from a motorcycle race, and suddenly-- splash!-- she's hit by a raging motorcycle! Half her head gone. Yeah... much funny stuff, there.
Of course, a normal person would try to avoid all such sites, but one just can't feel safe either way. Sometimes a supposedly decent person would find you won't even expect what and rush to spread the link to everyone! Like some little kid, they would pick some dirty doodad from the ground, and the next moment they would try tasting it, as well as give all the playmates a taste of the same.
It's all because everyone in the Internet is fun. If you get online without a smiley attached to the tail of your hi, you are in for a punch in the face. Teh internets easily allow you to get a beat-up. For instance, one moment you're friends forever, then suddenly you exchange insults the size of you-never-had-it-that-big, and already you are promising each other to get on a train or a plane and personally FUBAR the fucker. Well, nobody's going anywhere, naturally, everyone is busy and has to go to work tomorrow.
If just one per cent of such promises were to come true, not even one uninjured person would remain online, but that does not seem to occur. There are people saying somebody actually beat someone upon a tete-a-tete meeting, but nobody can remember that the conflicting sides would get into a hospital at least. They would just, you know, breathe loudly in a threating manner, pull the opponent's beard or them sidelocks, then people would drag them apart. And of course, each of them would boast the next day how they sure gave the bastard a good one.
And it's deemed improper to feel bitter towards women in the Internet. It is usually assumed they're always having their Cycles, so well, they cannot be held liable. Those fucking bitches.