Stop The Nightmare On Elm Street Remake Now!!

Mar 06, 2009 01:07

Ok, so some of these horror movie "remakes" I.E "Reinvisionings" Which isn't even a word, according to dictionary.com, but is thrown around in Hollywood A LOT, have been mostly ok. Friday the 13th was enjoyable, if treated as a new movie and not as a remake, as was the hill have eyes.  I also enjoyed the hitcher a whole lot.

BUT THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! Apparently they are making a Nightmare on Elm Street remake.

Wanna know the best part?

ROBERT ENGLUND IS NOT BEING INVOLVED!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

You cannot, cannot, CANNOT do a Freddy Krueger movie without Robert Englund!! I mean, Jason and Michael are faceless killers. Any big guy who can walk around and cock his head, as if to instill visions of the killer deciding something in the viewers mind, can play either of those. Fuck! If i was taller, give me a mask and I'll give Tyler Mane a run for his money!

But Freddy IS Robert Englund! He gave the character his, well, FUCKING CHARACTER!!

And now, HORRIBLY, the big rumor is, Billy Bob Thorton may be playing Freddy in the remake.

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Mhmm. I sure love me 'dem french friend pertators.

Oh, and also killing teenagers. A lot. In There dreams.

KILL ME NOW IF THIS MOVIE GETS FUCKING MADE! IT NEEDS TO BE PREVENTED LIKE THE EVIL DEAD REMAKE!!

NO EVIL DEAD WITHOUT BRUCE CAMPBELL!

NO NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET WITHOUT ROBERT ENGLUND!

NO MOVIE EVER WITH JOHNNY DEPP WITHOUT JOHNNY DEPP!

And that is my two fucking cents.

Also, if I spelled Reinvisioning the wrong way, and it's actually spelled Reenvisioning, that word doesn't mean what I want it to. So fuck off. :D

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