[Translation] AnS Ep.168 (2010.01.11) Yashima Norito
NOTE: English is my second language, and I didn't study Japanese.. I'm Just translating what I understood from the episode.. so please Kindly correct me (there are several things that I didn't translate)
I'm doing this because I want to be usuful.. and because this episode is AWESOME~!
This is only translation.. not SUBS
Thank you jamerei for the RAW file~! <3
The ??? are the things that i couldn't translate
Ohno / Nino / Sho-chan / Aiba / Matsujun / Ogura-san / Yashima-san
ARASHI NO SHUKUDAI-KUN~ HAJIMARU YOOO~!
Well, today we have a box too.. Please take a look.. "A cheerful talkative Megane-san" (glasses-san)
There are several people who wear glasses and appear on TV ne
There are ne
??? (he said something about Matsujun)
This is also Matsujun-ish?
"I'm jealous of Ninomiya-kun"
Eeeeh? wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Matsujun's appearance is perfectly the same
Then, let's make Jun-kun as the guest..
don don don don (sound from the box)
Sa.. This week's guest is this person.. welcome~
Heeeey! *claps claps claps* I'm Not Tamori!! (Tamori is that black sunglasses-guy in Music Station)
I'm lonely in there
Your ???? is too much (don't scold me please)
????
What do you mean by "Matsujun is ok"? (as a guest)
because his appearance in the same (with what's written on the box)
Well.. it's true that we look similar ne
What's with this ???? ?
----
Once again, This week's guest is Yashima Norito-san.. yoroshiku onegaishimasu~
Heeeey! *claps claps claps* I'm Not Tamori!!
We've been with you in many Variety-shows before, but is there any member you meet with in your private life?
Well.. (pointing at Matsujun) we're both, glasses-friends
Did we meet at Shun's house once? I feel that we did
I feel that we did too
Excuse me, "Shun" is?
Oh Shun? Oguri Shun
What's with that boast-like feeling?
is you relation with Oguri-san good?
Yeah, even when we did a drama together.. most of my phone mails were like "Oguri Shun, Oguri Shun, Oguri Shun, WIFE, Oguri Shun, Oguri Shun.."
Is it like that you're always together?
We go buy stuff together.. and we often visit each others' houses..
and I feel that.. (pointing at Matsujun).. with shun....
When there were many people.. I feel like we met there.. too
Excuse me.. both of you are not sure about it?
Because at that time both of us weren't wearing our glasses..
We couldn't see each other (LOL)
About Ninomiya-kun.. his relationship with Takahashi Katsumi is so good.. and I'm often around with Katsumi-san..
Once we went drnking.. the three of us at the Soba store..
and as you could see I wrote that "I'm jealous of Ninomiya-kun"
I'm around Takahashi Katsumi-san for a long time, to the point of being a pair.. it's like a senior-junior at work..
and me as a Junior.. I ??? Takahashi Katsumi.. (Someone please tell me, what kind of word that was?) (it's like some kind of respect maybe)
he's No.1 in the world for me..
Then this person..(pointing at Nino)
He's Rolling and rolling with him (I think he means that he doesn't respect him as much as Yashima do)
That's why~!
So it's like that~!
Because it's like a direct supervision.. I can't go call him "He~y BALD"
There is a line that you shouldn't surpass
There is a line between us
But he softly climbs it up~ (I'm not sure about this one)
So Yashima-san you can't call him freely like that?
When I did that once he was like "Heh.. Oi~"
Scary scary scary
Scary
A senpai (senior) is actually scary
After some months he comes saying "I didn't like how you were that time"
So I really wish if I were in Arashi
You wanted him to like you more..
Ok.. let's move to our first Homework.. Ogura-san onegaishimasu
A homework from the guest to the viewers.. "My beloved, Maid-cafe...
Girls: EEEEEEEEEEEH?
... search for some.. moe-moe dishes"
The audience seem very angry... (or surprised?)
WHAT'S WRONG IN ENTERING THOSE PLACES?
Nino will introduce the famous dishes~
SA~! Firstly..
What's with the "SA~!"
Let's rise our tension~
Yes, onegaishimasu~
The Secret Flower Garden is already..
..there?
Once you open the door...
Oooi~! 8D
?????
yeah firstly..
But to go inside alone is kinda lonely
yeah.. it's dangerous to go alone
yeah
he's right (low voice)
So you can choose a partner with you
The glasses rival
Omatase.. sorry I made you wait
You're LATE.. LATE (OMG that was funny.. Osoi yo omae Osoi yo~)
For two persons right?
yeah
Yes.. yes
Can we take pictures inside?
ok ok don't be so excited
Have a nice trip~(enjoy yourselves)
We're going.. let's get going?
let's go.. we're going ne
enjoy
Welcome back.. Goshujinsama~ <3
I'm BACK~ <3
Have a seat please
wait a moment.. a real-enjoyment face I'm having now~
...... Miyaha-san and Ribon-san
Ribon desu <3
Ribon desu~
Bring out the food~
Ok understood~
Sorry for making you wait Goshujinsama
This Omelet rice from our cafe made by Yousei-san~
Ehh? Yousei-san made it?
Who? Who?
There is coffee and omelet rice.. but it's not only that..
I will add the "gamushiroppu" and milk for you
so when you think it's enough please say "Chuki" (a cute way of saying "Suki".. which means "like")
Chuki.. ok~ <3
When you say it I'll stop.. onegaishimasu~
CHUKI~ <3
Thank you so much~
For the milk.. say "Ribon-Chan Chuki" put my name onegaishimasu~
Oh I add you name, ok
Ribon-Chan CHUKI~ <3
I'm so happy so please say it again~
RIBON -CHAN CHUKII~ ahhh it's going to spill
So white
For the Goshujinsama who's sitting next to him too (Matsujun)
Ok.. for this to make me stop.. say "Nyan Nyan"
no it's ok.. I'm fine with it being black (the coffee)
Ok.. so I'm starting~ (OMG she ignored what he said LOL)
wait wait
Nyan, nyan nyan nyan nyan..
With the pose with the pose
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan
Thank you so much~
You put too much.. I said i wanted it black
For the next one.. please say "Babu Babu"
You.. You're so lucky, you get to day "Babu Babu"
LOL the box says "Follow the rules please"
Please act like a baby.. onegaishimasu~
"Babu Babu"
One more time onegaishi-
BABU BABU
SCARY~! Sorry Ribon-chan
next.. we'd like to write something on the food.. is there anything you want me to write?
anything is fine
Then.. "Yasshii moe"
"Yasshii moe".. ok
???
???
for Goshujinsama's sake
You're going to write "moe" with kanji?
How many times you think she has been writing it?
????
I'll cheer you on~
Ganbare Ganbare
Ganbare~
wait wait~
you say "Ganbare" but I'm the one who ordered this right?
Yousei-san did his/her best making this, so we want you to do your best eating it
it's different from normal ones.. it has magic on it~
it'll be like "Fuwa"
There is no way that will happen
Cheer him on
Ganbatte~ Ganbare Ganbare
8D
it's Magic
it's delicious~
wait.. the Pink-guy seems depressed
Cheer the Pink-goshujinsama too
Pink-Goshujinsama ganbare~
Moe moe
Pink
Ganbare Ganbare
I think he'll be like "Fuwa"
Un.. good
His level is so high for us
You can take pictures with maid-sans.. what do you think?
let's take pictures
let's take pictures
the famous pose is.. to make a heart with the goshujinsama
Let's make a heart
make your hands like this
A heart-?? (something)
Excuse me.. it's time to..
Are? end?
Ja~ I'm going
Hai.. itterasshaimase Goshujinsama
UN~!
how was it?
Ribon-Chan's voice.. is what I wanted~
The next one..
Who you want? (as a partner)
A person who seems to enjoy with me.. Ohno-kun~
Ohno-san.. ???
Domo.. Yoroshiku
What's with that change? Did you get switched on?
no no.. it's my first time, that's why I'm EXCITED
Then let's GO~!
Enter without ??? anything
Have a nice trip~(enjoy yourselves) (I prefer the trip more LOL)
So it's a different pattern?
yes
Domo
Domo
What did you come for?
Can you hurry up and sit down?
Eh?
Hurry up and sit down, you're a burden here
sorry
What? What? What?
(ohno tries to escape)
You're a burden there they said.. come on and sit
You didn't hear me? Hurry up and sit (throws the menu)
Hurry up and decide (what to eat)
This is the "Tsundere" cafe
Cafe Bar NAGOMI
They are the Sister-type
Ne, you're slow by the way
sorry sorry
You're fine with anything right?
anything.. wai-
Anything is fine
Why Can't you decide quickly?
No need to put it cleanly and cutely right? (the mayonnaise)
wait.. wait please..
Let's calm down for a minute.. let's calm down
First.. what's this?
You can't know by looking at it?.. it's curry can't you see?
Oh I see
It's kinda... black
black
for a curry isn't it too black?
............ (silence)
IGNORE~!!
Then let me explain~
This is.. the sisters' Haraguro curry..
with white sauce scrawled on it~
wait.. this isn't a scrawl is it? please come and look.. it's not is it?
it seems that you're complaining
what? you're noisy
I didn't say anything
Hurry up and eat
it's really black
Umai
Ume
nee.. ne.. Eat it already
What's your name?
You're my Oniichan and you don't know?
something is written here.. call them by one of the names
hey Kyou
un..
She's kyou.. so the other one is Himari
Himari.. the glasses look cute on you
But you're stealing my character, take yours off
he became a small Ojisan
it's so rare for me to take my glasses off on TV
Excuse me.. it's already time to go back
eeeeeeeh?
eh? You're going back? =(
Because I told you to take our glasses off you got angry and want to go?
no no.. I'm not angry
really? are you sure?
then I'll stay a little more..
Yokatta <3
What was that oooi?
but the time for both of them too....
oh the time.. so then let's..
Why? Why? it's still ok to stay..
is it because we said weird things? because we ignored you?
no.. it's not like that..
wait.. isn't this trick kinda dirty?
We're sorry Oniichans we won't be mean again..
Actually we don't hate you ok?
We like you.. we like you but we were shy.. sorry
sorry
We'll be waiting for you, hurry up and come back
What do you think?
WHAT WAS THAT?
Well.. it was
..unexpected.. I got surprised
This is fun~
------
Next is Aiba~
Yasshi.. Gomen.. Omatase~
anyways.. enter and enjoy that world
Let's go
Ok
Welcome home.. Oyaka-sama (maybe some words used by warriors?)
Oyaka?
it's a "Gokijou" for 2 persons~
it's a "Gokijou" (Gomen.. I really don't know what's that)
It's the Sengoku (belligerent country) maid cafe.. "Mononopu"
So is it like that we're called "Tono" (lord)?
Search for that situation yourself
I see
This is Kaisendon~
KAISENDON.. KAISENDON JA~
For this.. to make it more delicious.. allow me to remove the evil spirit from it
wait wait.. before that.. there is actually an evil spirit in it??
Even though it's food but it has evil spirit inside it?
While they were bringing it here it entered.. it's the studio~
To remove it, since both of us lack power we'd like you Oyakata-sama to help us, is that ok?
No problem
At the end we'll say "See no" (ready, go) and then.. "Ei"
?????????
???
??? (trying to remove the evil spirit.. didn't understand a word)
See no
Ei~
That was perfect thank you so much
For this... what's the Base ja?
Pork and Beef
Make it the image of Sekigahara's eastern army (tougun) and ???
Which one is ?????
It doesn't matter.. eat it the way you like
I see I see
KAISENDON
TOUGUN.. oh sorry
I didn't know what's the right answer.. (?)
???? (Maybe he said "not bad" in a warrior's way)
What's going on?
???? you were here?
We'll protect the Oyakata
That was dangerous
You can continue eating peacefully now
Yashima-san.. it ended
???
???
???
(they were just saying goodbye I think)
Yashima-san.. you were saying "uwa uwa"
Scray
yeah
Btw, these warriors are "Moeda no Punaga" (Someone please tell me what's that)
-----
Sa.. Ogu-san let's move to the next homework
Yashima-san's image homework "What did you do last night?"
It's corner where the viewers send their image about your private life
First Matsujun will read the mail.. onegaishimasu
From ibaraki-ken, Yasshi-san's mail.. "Last night Yashima-san was.. viewing an adult site the whole night"
Adult site ne
Adult site ne
Is that true?
it's yesterday's night right?
Yes, it's last night's image
Yesterday i didn't
but.. I'm a man you see.. these things are possible
but now I have a wife and children.. I can't watch these stuff easily
Yashima-san, it seems that you have a collection of things
yeah
what are they?
Well.. I want to show this guy (matsujun) my glasses collection
glasses-collection
wa wa wa that's amazing
amazing
?????
(sorry I couldn't translate the glasses part.. please don't scold me)
So.. Introducing your glasses collection is the last thing we do today.. it's the end.. did you like it mina-san?
no no no wait wait..
So this week's guest was-
I SAID WAIT
????
the glasses were- DON'T TOUCH IT.. don't touch it
You know before.. Gekidan Hitori-san no matter what introduced some idols right?
Yeah, Korean idol group
So I want to indroduce an idol too
no, this show isn't that kind of shows
yeah
?????
no it's not a friend.. an Artist.. artist
I think nobody knows about him
It's an Artist who's ??? now?
yes
what's good about him?
???? his folk songs
he's actually an performer
????-san, a performer
What kind of song is it?
Then.. let's hear it.. I got a PV ready today
(didn't translate the rest.. they all seemed sleepy)
So.. that was Yashima Norito no Shukudai-kun...
Eeeehh? Eeeeeh?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?
This is the first time they give such an "Eeeeh"
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I'm so sorry for not translating some parts.. and not understanding some other parts~
My point here is to let people enjoy.. and I want poeple to correct me and tell me what they understand so we can combine our knowledge together and be useful~
Thank you so much.. if you like this comment please (I want to know if people like it or not)
I'm doing this because I want to be usuful.. and because this episode is AWESOME~!
This is only translation.. not SUBS
Thank you jamerei for the RAW file~! <3
The ??? are the things that i couldn't translate
Ohno / Nino / Sho-chan / Aiba / Matsujun / Ogura-san / Yashima-san
ARASHI NO SHUKUDAI-KUN~ HAJIMARU YOOO~!
Well, today we have a box too.. Please take a look.. "A cheerful talkative Megane-san" (glasses-san)
There are several people who wear glasses and appear on TV ne
There are ne
??? (he said something about Matsujun)
This is also Matsujun-ish?
"I'm jealous of Ninomiya-kun"
Eeeeh? wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Matsujun's appearance is perfectly the same
Then, let's make Jun-kun as the guest..
don don don don (sound from the box)
Sa.. This week's guest is this person.. welcome~
Heeeey! *claps claps claps* I'm Not Tamori!! (Tamori is that black sunglasses-guy in Music Station)
I'm lonely in there
Your ???? is too much (don't scold me please)
????
What do you mean by "Matsujun is ok"? (as a guest)
because his appearance in the same (with what's written on the box)
Well.. it's true that we look similar ne
What's with this ???? ?
----
Once again, This week's guest is Yashima Norito-san.. yoroshiku onegaishimasu~
Heeeey! *claps claps claps* I'm Not Tamori!!
We've been with you in many Variety-shows before, but is there any member you meet with in your private life?
Well.. (pointing at Matsujun) we're both, glasses-friends
Did we meet at Shun's house once? I feel that we did
I feel that we did too
Excuse me, "Shun" is?
Oh Shun? Oguri Shun
What's with that boast-like feeling?
is you relation with Oguri-san good?
Yeah, even when we did a drama together.. most of my phone mails were like "Oguri Shun, Oguri Shun, Oguri Shun, WIFE, Oguri Shun, Oguri Shun.."
Is it like that you're always together?
We go buy stuff together.. and we often visit each others' houses..
and I feel that.. (pointing at Matsujun).. with shun....
When there were many people.. I feel like we met there.. too
Excuse me.. both of you are not sure about it?
Because at that time both of us weren't wearing our glasses..
We couldn't see each other (LOL)
About Ninomiya-kun.. his relationship with Takahashi Katsumi is so good.. and I'm often around with Katsumi-san..
Once we went drnking.. the three of us at the Soba store..
and as you could see I wrote that "I'm jealous of Ninomiya-kun"
I'm around Takahashi Katsumi-san for a long time, to the point of being a pair.. it's like a senior-junior at work..
and me as a Junior.. I ??? Takahashi Katsumi.. (Someone please tell me, what kind of word that was?) (it's like some kind of respect maybe)
he's No.1 in the world for me..
Then this person..(pointing at Nino)
He's Rolling and rolling with him (I think he means that he doesn't respect him as much as Yashima do)
That's why~!
So it's like that~!
Because it's like a direct supervision.. I can't go call him "He~y BALD"
There is a line that you shouldn't surpass
There is a line between us
But he softly climbs it up~ (I'm not sure about this one)
So Yashima-san you can't call him freely like that?
When I did that once he was like "Heh.. Oi~"
Scary scary scary
Scary
A senpai (senior) is actually scary
After some months he comes saying "I didn't like how you were that time"
So I really wish if I were in Arashi
You wanted him to like you more..
Ok.. let's move to our first Homework.. Ogura-san onegaishimasu
A homework from the guest to the viewers.. "My beloved, Maid-cafe...
Girls: EEEEEEEEEEEH?
... search for some.. moe-moe dishes"
The audience seem very angry... (or surprised?)
WHAT'S WRONG IN ENTERING THOSE PLACES?
Nino will introduce the famous dishes~
SA~! Firstly..
What's with the "SA~!"
Let's rise our tension~
Yes, onegaishimasu~
The Secret Flower Garden is already..
..there?
Once you open the door...
Oooi~! 8D
?????
yeah firstly..
But to go inside alone is kinda lonely
yeah.. it's dangerous to go alone
yeah
he's right (low voice)
So you can choose a partner with you
The glasses rival
Omatase.. sorry I made you wait
You're LATE.. LATE (OMG that was funny.. Osoi yo omae Osoi yo~)
For two persons right?
yeah
Yes.. yes
Can we take pictures inside?
ok ok don't be so excited
Have a nice trip~(enjoy yourselves)
We're going.. let's get going?
let's go.. we're going ne
enjoy
Welcome back.. Goshujinsama~ <3
I'm BACK~ <3
Have a seat please
wait a moment.. a real-enjoyment face I'm having now~
...... Miyaha-san and Ribon-san
Ribon desu <3
Ribon desu~
Bring out the food~
Ok understood~
Sorry for making you wait Goshujinsama
This Omelet rice from our cafe made by Yousei-san~
Ehh? Yousei-san made it?
Who? Who?
There is coffee and omelet rice.. but it's not only that..
I will add the "gamushiroppu" and milk for you
so when you think it's enough please say "Chuki" (a cute way of saying "Suki".. which means "like")
Chuki.. ok~ <3
When you say it I'll stop.. onegaishimasu~
CHUKI~ <3
Thank you so much~
For the milk.. say "Ribon-Chan Chuki" put my name onegaishimasu~
Oh I add you name, ok
Ribon-Chan CHUKI~ <3
I'm so happy so please say it again~
RIBON -CHAN CHUKII~ ahhh it's going to spill
So white
For the Goshujinsama who's sitting next to him too (Matsujun)
Ok.. for this to make me stop.. say "Nyan Nyan"
no it's ok.. I'm fine with it being black (the coffee)
Ok.. so I'm starting~ (OMG she ignored what he said LOL)
wait wait
Nyan, nyan nyan nyan nyan..
With the pose with the pose
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Nyan Nyan
Thank you so much~
You put too much.. I said i wanted it black
For the next one.. please say "Babu Babu"
You.. You're so lucky, you get to day "Babu Babu"
LOL the box says "Follow the rules please"
Please act like a baby.. onegaishimasu~
"Babu Babu"
One more time onegaishi-
BABU BABU
SCARY~! Sorry Ribon-chan
next.. we'd like to write something on the food.. is there anything you want me to write?
anything is fine
Then.. "Yasshii moe"
"Yasshii moe".. ok
???
???
for Goshujinsama's sake
You're going to write "moe" with kanji?
How many times you think she has been writing it?
????
I'll cheer you on~
Ganbare Ganbare
Ganbare~
wait wait~
you say "Ganbare" but I'm the one who ordered this right?
Yousei-san did his/her best making this, so we want you to do your best eating it
it's different from normal ones.. it has magic on it~
it'll be like "Fuwa"
There is no way that will happen
Cheer him on
Ganbatte~ Ganbare Ganbare
8D
it's Magic
it's delicious~
wait.. the Pink-guy seems depressed
Cheer the Pink-goshujinsama too
Pink-Goshujinsama ganbare~
Moe moe
Pink
Ganbare Ganbare
I think he'll be like "Fuwa"
Un.. good
His level is so high for us
You can take pictures with maid-sans.. what do you think?
let's take pictures
let's take pictures
the famous pose is.. to make a heart with the goshujinsama
Let's make a heart
make your hands like this
A heart-?? (something)
Excuse me.. it's time to..
Are? end?
Ja~ I'm going
Hai.. itterasshaimase Goshujinsama
UN~!
how was it?
Ribon-Chan's voice.. is what I wanted~
The next one..
Who you want? (as a partner)
A person who seems to enjoy with me.. Ohno-kun~
Ohno-san.. ???
Domo.. Yoroshiku
What's with that change? Did you get switched on?
no no.. it's my first time, that's why I'm EXCITED
Then let's GO~!
Enter without ??? anything
Have a nice trip~(enjoy yourselves) (I prefer the trip more LOL)
So it's a different pattern?
yes
Domo
Domo
What did you come for?
Can you hurry up and sit down?
Eh?
Hurry up and sit down, you're a burden here
sorry
What? What? What?
(ohno tries to escape)
You're a burden there they said.. come on and sit
You didn't hear me? Hurry up and sit (throws the menu)
Hurry up and decide (what to eat)
This is the "Tsundere" cafe
Cafe Bar NAGOMI
They are the Sister-type
Ne, you're slow by the way
sorry sorry
You're fine with anything right?
anything.. wai-
Anything is fine
Why Can't you decide quickly?
No need to put it cleanly and cutely right? (the mayonnaise)
wait.. wait please..
Let's calm down for a minute.. let's calm down
First.. what's this?
You can't know by looking at it?.. it's curry can't you see?
Oh I see
It's kinda... black
black
for a curry isn't it too black?
............ (silence)
IGNORE~!!
Then let me explain~
This is.. the sisters' Haraguro curry..
with white sauce scrawled on it~
wait.. this isn't a scrawl is it? please come and look.. it's not is it?
it seems that you're complaining
what? you're noisy
I didn't say anything
Hurry up and eat
it's really black
Umai
Ume
nee.. ne.. Eat it already
What's your name?
You're my Oniichan and you don't know?
something is written here.. call them by one of the names
hey Kyou
un..
She's kyou.. so the other one is Himari
Himari.. the glasses look cute on you
But you're stealing my character, take yours off
he became a small Ojisan
it's so rare for me to take my glasses off on TV
Excuse me.. it's already time to go back
eeeeeeeh?
eh? You're going back? =(
Because I told you to take our glasses off you got angry and want to go?
no no.. I'm not angry
really? are you sure?
then I'll stay a little more..
Yokatta <3
What was that oooi?
but the time for both of them too....
oh the time.. so then let's..
Why? Why? it's still ok to stay..
is it because we said weird things? because we ignored you?
no.. it's not like that..
wait.. isn't this trick kinda dirty?
We're sorry Oniichans we won't be mean again..
Actually we don't hate you ok?
We like you.. we like you but we were shy.. sorry
sorry
We'll be waiting for you, hurry up and come back
What do you think?
WHAT WAS THAT?
Well.. it was
..unexpected.. I got surprised
This is fun~
------
Next is Aiba~
Yasshi.. Gomen.. Omatase~
anyways.. enter and enjoy that world
Let's go
Ok
Welcome home.. Oyaka-sama (maybe some words used by warriors?)
Oyaka?
it's a "Gokijou" for 2 persons~
it's a "Gokijou" (Gomen.. I really don't know what's that)
It's the Sengoku (belligerent country) maid cafe.. "Mononopu"
So is it like that we're called "Tono" (lord)?
Search for that situation yourself
I see
This is Kaisendon~
KAISENDON.. KAISENDON JA~
For this.. to make it more delicious.. allow me to remove the evil spirit from it
wait wait.. before that.. there is actually an evil spirit in it??
Even though it's food but it has evil spirit inside it?
While they were bringing it here it entered.. it's the studio~
To remove it, since both of us lack power we'd like you Oyakata-sama to help us, is that ok?
No problem
At the end we'll say "See no" (ready, go) and then.. "Ei"
?????????
???
??? (trying to remove the evil spirit.. didn't understand a word)
See no
Ei~
That was perfect thank you so much
For this... what's the Base ja?
Pork and Beef
Make it the image of Sekigahara's eastern army (tougun) and ???
Which one is ?????
It doesn't matter.. eat it the way you like
I see I see
KAISENDON
TOUGUN.. oh sorry
I didn't know what's the right answer.. (?)
???? (Maybe he said "not bad" in a warrior's way)
What's going on?
???? you were here?
We'll protect the Oyakata
That was dangerous
You can continue eating peacefully now
Yashima-san.. it ended
???
???
???
(they were just saying goodbye I think)
Yashima-san.. you were saying "uwa uwa"
Scray
yeah
Btw, these warriors are "Moeda no Punaga" (Someone please tell me what's that)
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Sa.. Ogu-san let's move to the next homework
Yashima-san's image homework "What did you do last night?"
It's corner where the viewers send their image about your private life
First Matsujun will read the mail.. onegaishimasu
From ibaraki-ken, Yasshi-san's mail.. "Last night Yashima-san was.. viewing an adult site the whole night"
Adult site ne
Adult site ne
Is that true?
it's yesterday's night right?
Yes, it's last night's image
Yesterday i didn't
but.. I'm a man you see.. these things are possible
but now I have a wife and children.. I can't watch these stuff easily
Yashima-san, it seems that you have a collection of things
yeah
what are they?
Well.. I want to show this guy (matsujun) my glasses collection
glasses-collection
wa wa wa that's amazing
amazing
?????
(sorry I couldn't translate the glasses part.. please don't scold me)
So.. Introducing your glasses collection is the last thing we do today.. it's the end.. did you like it mina-san?
no no no wait wait..
So this week's guest was-
I SAID WAIT
????
the glasses were- DON'T TOUCH IT.. don't touch it
You know before.. Gekidan Hitori-san no matter what introduced some idols right?
Yeah, Korean idol group
So I want to indroduce an idol too
no, this show isn't that kind of shows
yeah
?????
no it's not a friend.. an Artist.. artist
I think nobody knows about him
It's an Artist who's ??? now?
yes
what's good about him?
???? his folk songs
he's actually an performer
????-san, a performer
What kind of song is it?
Then.. let's hear it.. I got a PV ready today
(didn't translate the rest.. they all seemed sleepy)
So.. that was Yashima Norito no Shukudai-kun...
Eeeehh? Eeeeeh?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?
This is the first time they give such an "Eeeeh"
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I'm so sorry for not translating some parts.. and not understanding some other parts~
My point here is to let people enjoy.. and I want poeple to correct me and tell me what they understand so we can combine our knowledge together and be useful~
Thank you so much.. if you like this comment please (I want to know if people like it or not)