Two completely unrelated news items
The Nuclear Regulatory Commission’s Office of Investigations was unable during a surprise inspection to produce 15 out of 17 firearms it listed as being stored at NRC headquarters in Rockville, Md.
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Chili from India named world's hottest - over 1 million scoville units, and nearly twice as hot as the hottest habeneros
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Chili from India named world's hottest - over 1 million scoville units, and nearly twice as hot as the hottest habeneros