THREE NINJA'S: ALL GROWN UP
EDIT: FIXED NAME ERROR ON COLT ROCKY MIX-UP THANKS KEV!
Steven Seagal
Chuck Norris
Jean Claude Van Dam
so...at O'Charley's the world forever is about to change. Jeremy and I were discussing best actors...from the above list. and we came to the conclusion..that they are all equally great. And thus,...we have admitted that we as humans would be doing a great injustice NOT to make a movies with these 3 superstar titans. And thus came a list of AMAZING martial arts movies...we have chosen a script that will cure world hunger, create world peace, and possibly be ..the BEST movie ever. Three Ninja's 4: ALL GROWN UP (in which the three ninjas have matured into full grown adults and are living together...still.
SO the cast list...
Chuck Norris is ROCKY. The oldest and wisest brother.
Jean Claude Van Dam (JCVD from henceforth) is COLT: The hot-headed middle-aged brother.
Steven Seagal is TUM TUM: The comedic chubby youngest brother.
Now I know what you're thinking...this is AMAZING...but hear the plot.
"
Justin: Okay..how about Chuck, Steve, and JCVD go to an indian reservation and try to stop this bad group of thugs from dumping chemical wastes on the indian reserve.
Jeremy: Wait...that's been done. Remember? Three Ninjas 3.
Justin: Damn, you're right. Okay wait...i got a better idea. How about They go to a Nuclear Chemical Plant to try and stop this bad group of thugs from dumping Indians in the wastelands.
Jeremy: BRILLIANT!
"
Now...for the rest of the cast list.
Tony Danza as the President of the Power Plant IM-PLANTS as PRESIDENT TONY SOMETHING.
Sean Connery is GRANDPA MORI SHINTARO (heredity doesn't apply in movies)
Adam Beach is CHIEF RUNNING WITH SCISSORS (WORKING NAME)
Ben Kingsley is YO-YO CHAMPION OF INDIA (one of TONY SOMETHING's GOONS)
Keanu Reeves is BASICALLY EVERYONE ELSE
so there we go...we also want a love interest for the 3 brothers to vie over but "who" is still iffie. I say Geena Davis or Andie Macdowell. but I'm not sure. I want your thoughts on this.
Anyway we got a couple of things we want to get done in the script of Three Ninja's 4:All Grown Up.
some teaser scenes to get your interest peaked.
**The Ninja's Bedroom**
CHUCK: I'm the oldest I should get the top bunk
STEVE: I'm the youngest I should!
**Arguing rabble blah blah blah**
JCVD *runs into the bedroom, pulls of a wicked 360 degree backflip kung-fu kick that only JCVD can do while putting on pajamas and softly lands on the top bunk.
JCVD: Night Night
STEVE AND CHUCK: DARN IT ALL!
**they get into there P.J.'s and sleep together on the bottom bunk and fall fast asleep cuddling their stuffed teddy...while sharing a blanky**
(several hours later, late at night...or day..but the room must be dark!)
KEANU: **stealthly sneaks into the house to attack the ninjas and calls on his cell phone**
"Okay! I'm In. Now where's the bedroom" **follows road signs that lead to bedroom and cracks open the bedroom door**
SEAN: (Connery in case you forgot) **AS a ghost (cause he died) pulling a kenobi spirit thing (cliche)** Rocky! Colt! Tum Tum! There is danger! Wake up you sleepyheads! (obviously in thick sean connery accent)** They wake up and notice the danger and and scene appears with them in a dark room with their karate outfits on. with battle cry. Then Keanu performs amazing kung-fu attack show off thing (like in matrix)**
STEVE, CHUCK, JCVD: Whoa!
JCVD: Well...atleast we can act!!!
**Suddenly three ninjas appear on a set from hamlet dressed in costume and perform a portion of the play and give a SUPERB performance.**
Keanu: Whoa (and you thought we were gonna let that get away)
**fight ensues on stage with actors in hamlet outfits. JCVD lays final blow and keanu's head pops up attached to a spring.**
Keanu: AWw Shucks!!!
**Scene changes to JCVD (in pj's in fact everyone is wearing pj's..including keanu) playing Rok'em Sok'em Robots with Keanu, keanu with his robot's head popped up**
Keanu: I can't believe I lost again!
JCVD: That's three outta of three, we had a deal. you gotta go!
Keanu: Can't beat the reaper. **keanu gets up grabs his smiley face pleather jacket and walks out sulking**
**pans out showing steve and chuck sharing the top bunk sound asleep with a twizzler hanging from steve's mouth**
END SCENE
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now tell me that isn't awesome. I will be accepting donations to help fund the film...starting now....i'm expecting all of your support. Jeremy and I have great vision for this project and with your help expect to see it in a theater near you very soon.
(p.s. if you don't get any of the aforemention references...please watch the following shows/movies
Three Ninja's 1-3
The Matrix
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Star Wars
Highlander (to better understand Sean)...(Connery case you forgot)
Any B-Rated Martial Arts Movies...)
that's it...i think...later
~Justinian~
&
~Jeremiah~
Steven Seagal
Chuck Norris
Jean Claude Van Dam
so...at O'Charley's the world forever is about to change. Jeremy and I were discussing best actors...from the above list. and we came to the conclusion..that they are all equally great. And thus,...we have admitted that we as humans would be doing a great injustice NOT to make a movies with these 3 superstar titans. And thus came a list of AMAZING martial arts movies...we have chosen a script that will cure world hunger, create world peace, and possibly be ..the BEST movie ever. Three Ninja's 4: ALL GROWN UP (in which the three ninjas have matured into full grown adults and are living together...still.
SO the cast list...
Chuck Norris is ROCKY. The oldest and wisest brother.
Jean Claude Van Dam (JCVD from henceforth) is COLT: The hot-headed middle-aged brother.
Steven Seagal is TUM TUM: The comedic chubby youngest brother.
Now I know what you're thinking...this is AMAZING...but hear the plot.
"
Justin: Okay..how about Chuck, Steve, and JCVD go to an indian reservation and try to stop this bad group of thugs from dumping chemical wastes on the indian reserve.
Jeremy: Wait...that's been done. Remember? Three Ninjas 3.
Justin: Damn, you're right. Okay wait...i got a better idea. How about They go to a Nuclear Chemical Plant to try and stop this bad group of thugs from dumping Indians in the wastelands.
Jeremy: BRILLIANT!
"
Now...for the rest of the cast list.
Tony Danza as the President of the Power Plant IM-PLANTS as PRESIDENT TONY SOMETHING.
Sean Connery is GRANDPA MORI SHINTARO (heredity doesn't apply in movies)
Adam Beach is CHIEF RUNNING WITH SCISSORS (WORKING NAME)
Ben Kingsley is YO-YO CHAMPION OF INDIA (one of TONY SOMETHING's GOONS)
Keanu Reeves is BASICALLY EVERYONE ELSE
so there we go...we also want a love interest for the 3 brothers to vie over but "who" is still iffie. I say Geena Davis or Andie Macdowell. but I'm not sure. I want your thoughts on this.
Anyway we got a couple of things we want to get done in the script of Three Ninja's 4:All Grown Up.
some teaser scenes to get your interest peaked.
**The Ninja's Bedroom**
CHUCK: I'm the oldest I should get the top bunk
STEVE: I'm the youngest I should!
**Arguing rabble blah blah blah**
JCVD *runs into the bedroom, pulls of a wicked 360 degree backflip kung-fu kick that only JCVD can do while putting on pajamas and softly lands on the top bunk.
JCVD: Night Night
STEVE AND CHUCK: DARN IT ALL!
**they get into there P.J.'s and sleep together on the bottom bunk and fall fast asleep cuddling their stuffed teddy...while sharing a blanky**
(several hours later, late at night...or day..but the room must be dark!)
KEANU: **stealthly sneaks into the house to attack the ninjas and calls on his cell phone**
"Okay! I'm In. Now where's the bedroom" **follows road signs that lead to bedroom and cracks open the bedroom door**
SEAN: (Connery in case you forgot) **AS a ghost (cause he died) pulling a kenobi spirit thing (cliche)** Rocky! Colt! Tum Tum! There is danger! Wake up you sleepyheads! (obviously in thick sean connery accent)** They wake up and notice the danger and and scene appears with them in a dark room with their karate outfits on. with battle cry. Then Keanu performs amazing kung-fu attack show off thing (like in matrix)**
STEVE, CHUCK, JCVD: Whoa!
JCVD: Well...atleast we can act!!!
**Suddenly three ninjas appear on a set from hamlet dressed in costume and perform a portion of the play and give a SUPERB performance.**
Keanu: Whoa (and you thought we were gonna let that get away)
**fight ensues on stage with actors in hamlet outfits. JCVD lays final blow and keanu's head pops up attached to a spring.**
Keanu: AWw Shucks!!!
**Scene changes to JCVD (in pj's in fact everyone is wearing pj's..including keanu) playing Rok'em Sok'em Robots with Keanu, keanu with his robot's head popped up**
Keanu: I can't believe I lost again!
JCVD: That's three outta of three, we had a deal. you gotta go!
Keanu: Can't beat the reaper. **keanu gets up grabs his smiley face pleather jacket and walks out sulking**
**pans out showing steve and chuck sharing the top bunk sound asleep with a twizzler hanging from steve's mouth**
END SCENE
******************************************************************************************************************
now tell me that isn't awesome. I will be accepting donations to help fund the film...starting now....i'm expecting all of your support. Jeremy and I have great vision for this project and with your help expect to see it in a theater near you very soon.
(p.s. if you don't get any of the aforemention references...please watch the following shows/movies
Three Ninja's 1-3
The Matrix
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Star Wars
Highlander (to better understand Sean)...(Connery case you forgot)
Any B-Rated Martial Arts Movies...)
that's it...i think...later
~Justinian~
&
~Jeremiah~