I R SO TEH PROUD FO ME!!!1!
You love those penis emails as much as I do. NO, not the great ones with pictures of dick. I mean the 'd00d, u wants teh BIG cokc?!?!' ones.
They go straight to trash when they come my way, but now and then I like to read them. This girl I knew used to die laughing when she got them. Sure, she wanted a bigger penis.
In any case...
Cornellia Snell posed a difficult question to me.
hungrygoat@neo.rr.com, Want Bigger Penis and Power Erections?
Uhhh, yeah? Of course I do, bitch! And though no one will ever get it and it's the lamest joke email I have ever setn in my life (Ask me sometime about that girl I mentioned earlier in this post. I drafted an e-mail that was three pages long with pictures, subtitles, and a general business plan as a joke for her dad thinking a goatee would make him look edgy and sexy, just because I was bored and it was funny. I sent it. He laughed.) I just had to reply. I felt like it, you see. So I DID IT!
Here we go -
Fux yeahs I do biznathc oololkoloL!!! Makes my cokc the bigigaer!!! I FUXK U WID IT!!! LOL!
But really, fuck off. :)
It's so simple and stupid, but it's one of those things that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. So yeah...YOU FUCK OFF TOO!
They go straight to trash when they come my way, but now and then I like to read them. This girl I knew used to die laughing when she got them. Sure, she wanted a bigger penis.
In any case...
Cornellia Snell posed a difficult question to me.
hungrygoat@neo.rr.com, Want Bigger Penis and Power Erections?
Uhhh, yeah? Of course I do, bitch! And though no one will ever get it and it's the lamest joke email I have ever setn in my life (Ask me sometime about that girl I mentioned earlier in this post. I drafted an e-mail that was three pages long with pictures, subtitles, and a general business plan as a joke for her dad thinking a goatee would make him look edgy and sexy, just because I was bored and it was funny. I sent it. He laughed.) I just had to reply. I felt like it, you see. So I DID IT!
Here we go -
Fux yeahs I do biznathc oololkoloL!!! Makes my cokc the bigigaer!!! I FUXK U WID IT!!! LOL!
But really, fuck off. :)
It's so simple and stupid, but it's one of those things that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. So yeah...YOU FUCK OFF TOO!