Oh god please
Back then they called me K-Fed
But you can call me Daddy instead
Go ahead and say whatcha wanna
I'm gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I'm a goner
I know you all wish you was in my position
Cause I keep getting' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue
Getting anxious? Go take a peep
I'm starrin' in your magazines now every day and week
But maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me.
So these are the lyrics to Kevin Federline's new song, Y'All Ain't Ready. Apparently he wasn't ready in English class to learn anything. And the only thing I personally am not ready for is having to listen to this assclown on the radio now too. Someone please do something exceedingly violent and painful to him. I'll pay you. I don't have much, but you'd be doing yourself a favor as well. As well as performing a service to this entire nation.