it's a sign of the times
So I had this dream last night. I was at the grocery store and for some reason Donald Trump was holding a rally there, like they'd moved a couple aisles and made room for a podium and shit, but not very many people were there? Mostly people were going about their business and getting their groceries.
Anyway, I went over to the announcer's booth and I was like, "Hey can I borrow a microphone?" And the dude gave me one so I turned around and looked Trump dead in the eye and was like, "I would just like to say GO FUCK YOURSELF." Then I dropped the mic and walked away flipping him off while Trump shouted back that I was lucky he was so busy right now otherwise he would have me arrested and thrown in jail. LMAO.
Then I continued to casually shop for cereal and fruit like nothing had happened. It was pretty awesome xD