Rosalind Franklin Knows What You Did Last Summer.
Taken from a lab report I turned in for an organic chemistry class:
"Being super genius scientists, we decided to allow our wet crystals to dry in the hood for 1 week between classes to be sure that we were testing a pure product.
During that week the product, though labeled with its contents and our names disappeared. We are unsure at this time if it was eaten by another student, abducted by space aliens or the hood simply evaporated the product away. We may never know the outcome of our experience due to this tragedy.
In light of our inexperience, my lab partner and I have been demoted to the rank of “genius scientist” until we can prove ourselves worthy of our previous title. May we learn from this dreadful experience and move on for a better tomorrow. And with God and George Charles de Hevesy as my witness we will!"
Got a B+ :D
"Being super genius scientists, we decided to allow our wet crystals to dry in the hood for 1 week between classes to be sure that we were testing a pure product.
During that week the product, though labeled with its contents and our names disappeared. We are unsure at this time if it was eaten by another student, abducted by space aliens or the hood simply evaporated the product away. We may never know the outcome of our experience due to this tragedy.
In light of our inexperience, my lab partner and I have been demoted to the rank of “genius scientist” until we can prove ourselves worthy of our previous title. May we learn from this dreadful experience and move on for a better tomorrow. And with God and George Charles de Hevesy as my witness we will!"
Got a B+ :D