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ok heres a little joke that i heard the other day i cracked up when i heard it its so funny lol here it is:
ok so one day an old guy goes into a bar. he orders a beer and drinks it...he orders another beer and drinks it...he drinks about 3 more and gets up to go to his car and drive home...he stands up...falls flat on his face...so he gets barely out into the parking lot and falls flat on his face...he thinks "maybe im too drunk to drive home maybe ill just walk"...so he finally gets home, standing up and falling about every five seconds along the way...he walks to his room and falls flat on his bed and doesnt wake up until the next day. his wife comes into his room and says "so u went out drinking again last night?" and the man says "how did u know?" the wife says "the bar just called...u left ur wheelchair there again!"
haha thats a funny one lol
ttyl comment! luv ya bye!
~*~*kristen*~*~
ok so one day an old guy goes into a bar. he orders a beer and drinks it...he orders another beer and drinks it...he drinks about 3 more and gets up to go to his car and drive home...he stands up...falls flat on his face...so he gets barely out into the parking lot and falls flat on his face...he thinks "maybe im too drunk to drive home maybe ill just walk"...so he finally gets home, standing up and falling about every five seconds along the way...he walks to his room and falls flat on his bed and doesnt wake up until the next day. his wife comes into his room and says "so u went out drinking again last night?" and the man says "how did u know?" the wife says "the bar just called...u left ur wheelchair there again!"
haha thats a funny one lol
ttyl comment! luv ya bye!
~*~*kristen*~*~