[OOC] Log: Kachiro, Horio, and some native Brazilians
kachiro, bragginghor, and a host of NPCs FINALLY get Horio back into human form. Featuring the most brilliant epic battle to ever be posted in brawl.
Horio: *IS BLASTING FALL OUT BOY AND PRACTICING HIS BALLET AT THE SAME TIME* THIS AIIN'T A SCEEEENE IT'S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE!!!!! *PIROUETTES*
Kachiro: Horio-kun. :S:S:S Are you sure we're going the right way? This looks like the part of the forest where the lions were. :/:/
Horio: *LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR GRACEFULLY* OF COURSE THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY!!!! I'M THE NAVIGATOR!!! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM DOING!!!! *TWIRLS AND TRIPS OVER A STICK AND FALLS OVER*
Kachiro: Alright, if you're sure. :S:S:S *treks bravely onward through the trees and vines and stuff*
Horio: *GETS UP* HEY!!! KACHIRO!!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!! *TRIES TO CATCH UP BUT CAN'T SEE VERY WELL BECAUSE HIS EMO HAIR IS IN HIS EYES*
Kachiro: Horio-kun? *stops walking* :S:S *looks around and doesn't see his tiny squirrel friend* Oh dear. :S:S:S
Horio: *CHARGES THROUGH A BUSH AND COMES FACE TO FACE WITH A SLEEPING LION* ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *STARTS RUNNING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION*
Kachiro: Horio-kun!? Horio-kun?! D:D:D: *stands still for a while, and then picks a random direction and starts walking again*
Lion: GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRJDKSLFAWRRRRRR
Lion: *CHASES!!*
Horio: *RUNS FOR HIS LIFE* KACHIRO!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!
Lion: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRR
Kachiro: *hears the lion, but not the tiny squirrel squeaks* D:D:D: Horio-kun! *runs TOWARD the lion*
Lion: *SEES KACHIRO, WHO IS BIGGER AND THEREFORE MORE DELICIOUS THAN WEIRD TALKING SQUIRREL* GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFJKDSAAA
Horio: *STOPS AND FACES THE LION* *BLASTS FALL OUT BOY AGAIN* *REALLY LOUDLY*
Kachiro: Ahhh! D:D:D:D: *pulls out a bottle of Lion-B-Gone*
Kachiro: *sprays it EVERYWHERE*
Horio: THIS AIN'T A SCENE IT'S AN ARMS RACE!!!!
Lion: *OHNOEZ* GRAAAAAAAAAJFDKLSAAAAA DDDX *RUNAWAAAAAAAAY!!!!*
Horio: *PREENS* DID YOU SEE THAT KACHIRO?!?!? I GOT RID OF THE LION ALL BY MYSELF!!!!
Kachiro: :):):) That's awesome Horio-kun. *pockets the Lion-B-Gone* *looks around* Um. Do you know where we are now?
Horio: OF COURSE I DO!!! WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND THE GOLDEN NUT!!!! *IS ACTUALLY HORRIBLY LOST* WE HAVE TO GO...*CHECKS THE WIND WITH A PAW* ...THAT WAY!!! *STARTS WALKING IN A RANDOM DIRECTION*
Kachiro: Alright then. :):):) *trusts Horio's internal sense of direction entirely* *follows*
Giant Step Pyramid: *IS*
Horio: *GETS OUT BLACK NAIL POLISH AND STARTS REPAINTING HIS SQUIRREL NAILS AS HE WALKS* *DOES NOT NOTICE THE PYRAMID AND RUNS INTO IT* OWWWWWWWW!!!! ...KACHIRO!!!! I FOUND IT!!!!
Kachiro: :O:O:O:O You found the golden nut? That's great. :):):):) *looks around* Is it in the pyramid?
Horio: OF COURSE IT IS!!! THAT'S WHERE EVERYTHING IS IN ALL THE GOOD ADVENTURE MOVIES!!! NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET INSIDE!!!
Bushes: *RUSTLE OMINOUSLY*
Horio: *NOTICES THE BUSH* ...*NOTICES AN ACORN RIGHT BELOW THE BUSH* A NUT!!!!! *RUNS AT* *GRABS AT AND CLINGS TO NUT*
Booby-Trap: *IS ACTIVATED!!!*
Net: *CAPUTURES HORIOSQUIRREL!!!*
Horio: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HELP ME!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!
Kachiro: :O:O:O Oh no, Horio-kun! D:D:D: Hold on, I'll get you out. *leaps at the bushes* *gets tangled in the net* Um. :S:S *squirms* *unravels the net* There, now we'ere out. :):):)
Horio: *WAS EATING HIS ACORN AND THUS DISTRACTED* *LOOKS AROUND* HEY KACHIRO!!! I GOT OUT OF THE NET MYSELF!!!
Net: *is defeated* :(
Kachiro: I helped, Horio-kun. :/:/ But, let's find the Golden Nut. *looks around* Maybe we should be more careful in case there are more nets.
Kachiro: :S:S
Horio: OKAY, LET'S GO!!! *WALKS TO THE PYRAMID* *WALKS AROUND THE PYRAMID* *CAN'T SEE AN ENTRANCE ANYWHERE* STUPID PYRAMID!!! *KICKS IT WITH TINY SQUIRREL FOOT*
Pyramid: *RUMBLES*
Entrance: *APPEARS*
Kachiro: *stares at the door* :O:O Good job Horio-kun. :):):)
Horio: I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN!!! *WALKS INTO THE PYRAMID ENTRANCE ALL CONFIDENTLY*
Kachiro: :/:/ You shouldn't say things like that, Horio-kun... *follows slowly* Are you sure it's safe in here? It's really dark. :S:S:S
Pyramid: *OMINOUS DARKNESS*
Horio: I CAN SEE FINE!!! I HAVE SQUIRREL VISION!!! *IS ACTUALLY QUITE BLIND*
Horio: *RUNS INTO A WALL*
Horio: DON"T GO THAT WAY, KACHIRO!!!! THERE'S A WALL!!! GEEZ!!!
Kachiro: *has already run into the wall* D:D: Oh, okay Horio-kun. Should I put the leash on so I can follow you better? :S:S:S *is terrified*
Horio: HOW ABOUT I PUT THE LEASH ON YOU JUST THIS ONCE?!?!?!?!
Pyramid: *OMINOUS SILENCE INSIDE THE PYRAMID*
Kachiro: *runs into another wall* That doesn't really work, since I'm following you. :/:/ Let me see if I have a flashlight.
Pyramid: *except, for the tourists standing outside the back of it - "hey, honey, look at the RUINS!"*
Horio: *...SHIVERS SUDDENLY*...*JUMPS INTO KACHIRO'S ARMS* OR YOU COULD JUST CARRY ME!!! HEHEHEHE!!!
Pyramid: *PYRAMID LIGHTS FLICK ON SUDDENLY! :O*
Horio: *IS BLINDED*
Kachiro: Ahhhhh! D:D: Um. Um. That's better? :S:S:S
Kachiro: *puts his Industrial Strength Flashlight back in his huge bag of quest gear*
Horio: YES!!! *IS SUDDENLY SHEEPISH*...GEEZ KACHIRO!!! STOP TRYING TO CARRY ME!!! I CAN WALK MYSELF!!! *JUMPS DOWN AND STARTS WALKING AGAIN*
Kachiro: *rolls his eyes a little bit* Well, now I can follow you better at least. :):):)
Pyramid: Magical Arrow Points Down A Hallway: *THIS WAY TO THE GOLDEN NUT!*
Horio: *LOOKS AT ARROW* SOMETHING TELLS ME WE HAVE TO GO THIS WAY, KACHIRO!!! I THINK IT'S MY ANIMAL INSTINCTS!!!
Kachiro: :|:|:| Um, do you really think we should follow it? There might be another net that way. Or a lion. D:D:D:
Horio: DON"T BE SILLY!!! THESE PYRAMIDS ARE VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD!!!
Horio: *SKIPS THROUGH THE HALL, HUMMING FALL OUT BOY*
Kachiro: Alright, I guess you have more Quest experience. :S:S:S *walks REALLY SLOWLY behind Horio*
Pyramid: *LOTS OF PRETTY HIEROGLYPHICS LINE THE WALLS*
Pyramid: *of people dying and killing each other, of course*
Kachiro: :O:O:O Horio-kun. D:D:D: Look at the walls. :S:S Maybe we should go back. *is completely white*
Magical Arrow: *THIS WAY TO GOLDEN NUT* *YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT* *BURNING, BABY!*
Horio: *LOOKS AT THE WALLS* THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO SCARE OFF THE WEAK!!! BUT WE'RE NOT THE WEAK!!!
Horio: HEY LOOK!!! KAWAMURA-SENPAI WAS HERE!!!!
Kachiro: Are you sure we're not? :S:S:S:S:S *edges forward slowly*
Pyramid Walls: *BAAAAAHNING!!!!* *MASSIVE PICTURE OF A TAKA-SAN LOOK ALIKE ON THE WALLS IN FRONT OF THEM*
Horio: *FOLLOWS THE NEW ARROW* OF COURSE WE'RE NOT WEAK!!! *SEES A HIEROGLYPHIC OF A DYING SQUIRREL* ...I WANT MY MOMMY!!!
Pyramid Walls: *WUSSIES, KEEP GOING!*
Kachiro: Oh, that's neat. :):):) Kawamura-senpai is so brave. :D *slightly less scared*
Pyramid Walls: *BAAAAHING!*
Horio: *KEEPS WALKING WHILE MUMBLING ABOUT HIS MOMMY AND NUTS*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: BWAHAHAHAHA. *in his mummified sleep, of course*
Kachiro: *follows mumbling about how cool Kawamura-senpai is*
Kachiro: *because he's fucking awesome, seriously. |:*
Horio: KACHIRO...WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO LAUGH LIKE THAT?!?!?
Kachiro: D:D:D:D: That wasn't me, Horio-kun. Are you sure it wasn't you? :S:S:S:S
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *RANDOM SNAKES APPEAR!*
Horio: AHHHHHH!!! *RUNS*
Kachiro: D:D:D: Horio-kun. *runs after him* But Horio-kun, we have to get the Golden Nut. *grabs Horio-kun and runs toward the snakes* *jumps over them*
Kachiro: *with his eyes squeezed shut the whole time*
Kachiro: *flies into a wall*
Indiana Jones: Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Horio: *IS IMPRESSED* GOOD WORK, KACHIRO!!!
Horio: EXCEPT FOR THE WALL PART!!!
Golden Nut: *is... very golden* :D
Horio: BUT YOU'LL LEARN THAT IN TIME!!!
Kachiro: Owwww. :(:(:( Thanks, Horio-kun. *sees the Golden Nut*
Horio: *SEES IT TOO* *__________*
Kachiro: :O:O:O Is that it, Horio-kun?
Horio: THAT MUST BE IT!!! *RUNS TOWARDS IT WITH HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *AWAKES FROM HIS SLEEP* WHO DARES DISTURB THE GREAT JACKAL OF THIS PYRAMID.. THING!!!
Horio: IT IS I, HORIO SATOSHI!!!
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *rises from his coffin* Who the hell is HORIO SATOSHI?
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: Come back some other time, kid. You woke me from my lap, yo.
Horio: YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD OF ME!!! I'VE DEFEATED VOLDEMORT!!!
Kachiro: D:D:D: Oh no! Horio-kun, run for the nut! I'll fight the... thing for you. *stands ready to BALLET TO THE DEATH*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: ... *SENDS OUT MORE SNAKES* FOOLS!
Kachiro: This is no time to brag. :S:S:S
Horio: I'M JUST GONNA TAKE THE GOLDEN NUT AND GO!!! YOU'LL HARDLY KNOW I WAS HERE!!!
Horio: *NOTICES SNAKES AND RUNS AROUND FRANTICALLY*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: Uh, no.
Kachiro: *has his eyes squeezed shut again* D:D:D: *plies all over the place and kicks a snake or two in the face*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *calls off the snakes* YOU MUST FIGHT ME FIRST!
Horio: *GETS INTO FIRST POSITION* BRING IT ON, OLD DEAD DUDE!!!
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: Don't call me OLD! >O
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *grabs his awesome magic voodoo stick*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *SUMMONS THE INCAN GODS... or something*
Horio: *GRABS HIS AWESOME MINI TENNIS RACKET*
Kachiro: *stands en pointe with his eyes squeezed shut* Horio-kun, did you get the nut yet? D:D:D:D:
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: BWAHAHAHAHAH! FOOL! WHAT IS THAT?!
Horio: IT'S A TENNIS RACKET!!! DUH!!!
Horio: NOT YET, KACHIRO!!! BUT DON"T WORRY!!! I'M A PROFESSIONAL!!!
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *cracks up* Sure you are, dude.
Incan Gods: CALL US LATER, JACKAL-BABY. *go back to sleep, yo*
Kachiro: Oh, that's a good idea. *gets out his tennis racket too* We're regulars for Seigaku's junior high team, you should be careful mummy guy. :S:S:S
Horio: I HAVE THREE YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE!!! *GETS OUT A TENNIS BALL AND SERVES IT*
TENNIS BALL: *BOUNCES OFF WALL AND HITS HORIO IN THE FACE*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *pouts* Lameasses. *looks at them* Mere mortals, you are! >O
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *KEELS OVER LAUGHING* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Horio: OWWWWW!!! ARGH!!!
Horio: *TAKES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO RUN AT THE GOLDEN NUT*
Kachiro: *is totally going to need therapy after this* *serves directly at the mummy's face with ALL HIS MIGHT* You're a really bad person, Mummy thing. D:D:D:
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: Sorry, bro. That's just how I roll. *to Kachirou*
Horio: *IS ALMOST TOUCHING THE NUT'S VERY SHINY SURRFACE*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *zaps Horio* NO NUT FOR YOU!
Horio: *POUTS*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: Noooooo nuts for youuuuu! Ner Ner!
Kachiro: :O:O:O You can't hurt people like that! *punches the mummy in the face* Are you alright Horio-kun?
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: MY NOSE! >OOOOOOO
Horio: *GETS ON GAME FACE* RAWR!!! *RUNS AT INCAN WITCH DOCTOR DUDE* *BITES HIS FINGER WITH ALL HIS SQUIRRELLY MIGHT*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: YOU... YOU... ow. :(
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: >OOOOOOOOO!!!! wsdhksj;ahf!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Horio: HAHAHA!!! WIMP!!! *RUNS AT THE GOLDEN NUT*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *wimpers in pain* :(
Kachiro: *glares at the mummy* That's what you deserve. *helps Horio-kun grab the Golden Nut while he is busy bleeding*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *goes off to cry to his MOMMY* :(
Horio: *TOUCHES THE NUT* *IS INSTANTLY TRANSFORMED BACK INTO HIS BEAUTIFUL HUMAN...NAKED SELF*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: ............................................. *sees this and EXPLODES*
Horio: YAY I'M A HUMAN AGAIN!!!
Kachiro: :O:O:O Hori-kun! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D You're a person again!
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *because Horio was too beautiful to look at*
Horio: *DANCES AROUND UNTIL HE REALIZES THAT HE IS NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES* *HOLDS GOLDEN NUT IN CONVENIENT PLACE*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *omg dies again*
Indiana Jones: Where's the big rolling rock?
Kachiro: *is completely oblivious and busy dancing around too*
Horio: *IS REALLY EMBARRASSED*
Big Rolling Rock: *COMES OUT FROM ANOTHER END OF THE HALLWAY*
Horio: KACHIRO!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY CLOTHES I CAN BORROW?!?!
Kachiro: Sure Horio-kun. :D:D:D:D We won our quest! :):):):):)
Kachiro: Now we can go home. :):):):):):):)
Big Rolling Rock: *COMES CLOSER*
Kachiro: *oblivious in his glee*
Horio: *NOTICES THE ROCK* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RUN!!!!
Big Rolling Rock: *IS BIG... AND ROLLING*
Horio: *GRABS KACHIRO'S HAND AND PULLS HIM OUT OF DANGER*
Kachiro: What? :O:O *runs anyway*
Kachiro: *sees the rock* :O:O! D:D: Horio-kun. You saved me. :):):):):) You're such a great friend.
Horio: *GRABS A TOGA OFF A RANDOM DEAD BODY AND PUTS IT ON*
Dead Body: *sadly naked now* :(
Horio: YOU'RE WELCOME, KACHIRO!!! IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK!!! *LOOKS ALL TRIUMPHANT AND GREEK GOD-LIKE*
Horio and Kachiro: *fly back to japan asap*
Horio and Kachiro: *because they have TENNIS*
Horio: *IS AWESOME*
British Tourists: Eh, where's the free crumpets? *inside the pyramid*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *is still dead, omg*
Lions: *go hungry :(*
Golden Nut: *IS SHINY*
Incan Gods: *go BOWLING* :D :D :D
Horio and Kachiro: *GO HOME YAY!!*
Taka's Pictures: *hang on the walls forevermore*
Taka's Pictures: *BAAHNING!*
Horio: *IS BLASTING FALL OUT BOY AND PRACTICING HIS BALLET AT THE SAME TIME* THIS AIIN'T A SCEEEENE IT'S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE!!!!! *PIROUETTES*
Kachiro: Horio-kun. :S:S:S Are you sure we're going the right way? This looks like the part of the forest where the lions were. :/:/
Horio: *LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR GRACEFULLY* OF COURSE THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY!!!! I'M THE NAVIGATOR!!! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM DOING!!!! *TWIRLS AND TRIPS OVER A STICK AND FALLS OVER*
Kachiro: Alright, if you're sure. :S:S:S *treks bravely onward through the trees and vines and stuff*
Horio: *GETS UP* HEY!!! KACHIRO!!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!! *TRIES TO CATCH UP BUT CAN'T SEE VERY WELL BECAUSE HIS EMO HAIR IS IN HIS EYES*
Kachiro: Horio-kun? *stops walking* :S:S *looks around and doesn't see his tiny squirrel friend* Oh dear. :S:S:S
Horio: *CHARGES THROUGH A BUSH AND COMES FACE TO FACE WITH A SLEEPING LION* ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *STARTS RUNNING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION*
Kachiro: Horio-kun!? Horio-kun?! D:D:D: *stands still for a while, and then picks a random direction and starts walking again*
Lion: GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRJDKSLFAWRRRRRR
Lion: *CHASES!!*
Horio: *RUNS FOR HIS LIFE* KACHIRO!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!
Lion: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRR
Kachiro: *hears the lion, but not the tiny squirrel squeaks* D:D:D: Horio-kun! *runs TOWARD the lion*
Lion: *SEES KACHIRO, WHO IS BIGGER AND THEREFORE MORE DELICIOUS THAN WEIRD TALKING SQUIRREL* GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFJKDSAAA
Horio: *STOPS AND FACES THE LION* *BLASTS FALL OUT BOY AGAIN* *REALLY LOUDLY*
Kachiro: Ahhh! D:D:D:D: *pulls out a bottle of Lion-B-Gone*
Kachiro: *sprays it EVERYWHERE*
Horio: THIS AIN'T A SCENE IT'S AN ARMS RACE!!!!
Lion: *OHNOEZ* GRAAAAAAAAAJFDKLSAAAAA DDDX *RUNAWAAAAAAAAY!!!!*
Horio: *PREENS* DID YOU SEE THAT KACHIRO?!?!? I GOT RID OF THE LION ALL BY MYSELF!!!!
Kachiro: :):):) That's awesome Horio-kun. *pockets the Lion-B-Gone* *looks around* Um. Do you know where we are now?
Horio: OF COURSE I DO!!! WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND THE GOLDEN NUT!!!! *IS ACTUALLY HORRIBLY LOST* WE HAVE TO GO...*CHECKS THE WIND WITH A PAW* ...THAT WAY!!! *STARTS WALKING IN A RANDOM DIRECTION*
Kachiro: Alright then. :):):) *trusts Horio's internal sense of direction entirely* *follows*
Giant Step Pyramid: *IS*
Horio: *GETS OUT BLACK NAIL POLISH AND STARTS REPAINTING HIS SQUIRREL NAILS AS HE WALKS* *DOES NOT NOTICE THE PYRAMID AND RUNS INTO IT* OWWWWWWWW!!!! ...KACHIRO!!!! I FOUND IT!!!!
Kachiro: :O:O:O:O You found the golden nut? That's great. :):):):) *looks around* Is it in the pyramid?
Horio: OF COURSE IT IS!!! THAT'S WHERE EVERYTHING IS IN ALL THE GOOD ADVENTURE MOVIES!!! NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET INSIDE!!!
Bushes: *RUSTLE OMINOUSLY*
Horio: *NOTICES THE BUSH* ...*NOTICES AN ACORN RIGHT BELOW THE BUSH* A NUT!!!!! *RUNS AT* *GRABS AT AND CLINGS TO NUT*
Booby-Trap: *IS ACTIVATED!!!*
Net: *CAPUTURES HORIOSQUIRREL!!!*
Horio: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HELP ME!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!
Kachiro: :O:O:O Oh no, Horio-kun! D:D:D: Hold on, I'll get you out. *leaps at the bushes* *gets tangled in the net* Um. :S:S *squirms* *unravels the net* There, now we'ere out. :):):)
Horio: *WAS EATING HIS ACORN AND THUS DISTRACTED* *LOOKS AROUND* HEY KACHIRO!!! I GOT OUT OF THE NET MYSELF!!!
Net: *is defeated* :(
Kachiro: I helped, Horio-kun. :/:/ But, let's find the Golden Nut. *looks around* Maybe we should be more careful in case there are more nets.
Kachiro: :S:S
Horio: OKAY, LET'S GO!!! *WALKS TO THE PYRAMID* *WALKS AROUND THE PYRAMID* *CAN'T SEE AN ENTRANCE ANYWHERE* STUPID PYRAMID!!! *KICKS IT WITH TINY SQUIRREL FOOT*
Pyramid: *RUMBLES*
Entrance: *APPEARS*
Kachiro: *stares at the door* :O:O Good job Horio-kun. :):):)
Horio: I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN!!! *WALKS INTO THE PYRAMID ENTRANCE ALL CONFIDENTLY*
Kachiro: :/:/ You shouldn't say things like that, Horio-kun... *follows slowly* Are you sure it's safe in here? It's really dark. :S:S:S
Pyramid: *OMINOUS DARKNESS*
Horio: I CAN SEE FINE!!! I HAVE SQUIRREL VISION!!! *IS ACTUALLY QUITE BLIND*
Horio: *RUNS INTO A WALL*
Horio: DON"T GO THAT WAY, KACHIRO!!!! THERE'S A WALL!!! GEEZ!!!
Kachiro: *has already run into the wall* D:D: Oh, okay Horio-kun. Should I put the leash on so I can follow you better? :S:S:S *is terrified*
Horio: HOW ABOUT I PUT THE LEASH ON YOU JUST THIS ONCE?!?!?!?!
Pyramid: *OMINOUS SILENCE INSIDE THE PYRAMID*
Kachiro: *runs into another wall* That doesn't really work, since I'm following you. :/:/ Let me see if I have a flashlight.
Pyramid: *except, for the tourists standing outside the back of it - "hey, honey, look at the RUINS!"*
Horio: *...SHIVERS SUDDENLY*...*JUMPS INTO KACHIRO'S ARMS* OR YOU COULD JUST CARRY ME!!! HEHEHEHE!!!
Pyramid: *PYRAMID LIGHTS FLICK ON SUDDENLY! :O*
Horio: *IS BLINDED*
Kachiro: Ahhhhh! D:D: Um. Um. That's better? :S:S:S
Kachiro: *puts his Industrial Strength Flashlight back in his huge bag of quest gear*
Horio: YES!!! *IS SUDDENLY SHEEPISH*...GEEZ KACHIRO!!! STOP TRYING TO CARRY ME!!! I CAN WALK MYSELF!!! *JUMPS DOWN AND STARTS WALKING AGAIN*
Kachiro: *rolls his eyes a little bit* Well, now I can follow you better at least. :):):)
Pyramid: Magical Arrow Points Down A Hallway: *THIS WAY TO THE GOLDEN NUT!*
Horio: *LOOKS AT ARROW* SOMETHING TELLS ME WE HAVE TO GO THIS WAY, KACHIRO!!! I THINK IT'S MY ANIMAL INSTINCTS!!!
Kachiro: :|:|:| Um, do you really think we should follow it? There might be another net that way. Or a lion. D:D:D:
Horio: DON"T BE SILLY!!! THESE PYRAMIDS ARE VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD!!!
Horio: *SKIPS THROUGH THE HALL, HUMMING FALL OUT BOY*
Kachiro: Alright, I guess you have more Quest experience. :S:S:S *walks REALLY SLOWLY behind Horio*
Pyramid: *LOTS OF PRETTY HIEROGLYPHICS LINE THE WALLS*
Pyramid: *of people dying and killing each other, of course*
Kachiro: :O:O:O Horio-kun. D:D:D: Look at the walls. :S:S Maybe we should go back. *is completely white*
Magical Arrow: *THIS WAY TO GOLDEN NUT* *YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT* *BURNING, BABY!*
Horio: *LOOKS AT THE WALLS* THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO SCARE OFF THE WEAK!!! BUT WE'RE NOT THE WEAK!!!
Horio: HEY LOOK!!! KAWAMURA-SENPAI WAS HERE!!!!
Kachiro: Are you sure we're not? :S:S:S:S:S *edges forward slowly*
Pyramid Walls: *BAAAAAHNING!!!!* *MASSIVE PICTURE OF A TAKA-SAN LOOK ALIKE ON THE WALLS IN FRONT OF THEM*
Horio: *FOLLOWS THE NEW ARROW* OF COURSE WE'RE NOT WEAK!!! *SEES A HIEROGLYPHIC OF A DYING SQUIRREL* ...I WANT MY MOMMY!!!
Pyramid Walls: *WUSSIES, KEEP GOING!*
Kachiro: Oh, that's neat. :):):) Kawamura-senpai is so brave. :D *slightly less scared*
Pyramid Walls: *BAAAAHING!*
Horio: *KEEPS WALKING WHILE MUMBLING ABOUT HIS MOMMY AND NUTS*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: BWAHAHAHAHA. *in his mummified sleep, of course*
Kachiro: *follows mumbling about how cool Kawamura-senpai is*
Kachiro: *because he's fucking awesome, seriously. |:*
Horio: KACHIRO...WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO LAUGH LIKE THAT?!?!?
Kachiro: D:D:D:D: That wasn't me, Horio-kun. Are you sure it wasn't you? :S:S:S:S
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *RANDOM SNAKES APPEAR!*
Horio: AHHHHHH!!! *RUNS*
Kachiro: D:D:D: Horio-kun. *runs after him* But Horio-kun, we have to get the Golden Nut. *grabs Horio-kun and runs toward the snakes* *jumps over them*
Kachiro: *with his eyes squeezed shut the whole time*
Kachiro: *flies into a wall*
Indiana Jones: Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Horio: *IS IMPRESSED* GOOD WORK, KACHIRO!!!
Horio: EXCEPT FOR THE WALL PART!!!
Golden Nut: *is... very golden* :D
Horio: BUT YOU'LL LEARN THAT IN TIME!!!
Kachiro: Owwww. :(:(:( Thanks, Horio-kun. *sees the Golden Nut*
Horio: *SEES IT TOO* *__________*
Kachiro: :O:O:O Is that it, Horio-kun?
Horio: THAT MUST BE IT!!! *RUNS TOWARDS IT WITH HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *AWAKES FROM HIS SLEEP* WHO DARES DISTURB THE GREAT JACKAL OF THIS PYRAMID.. THING!!!
Horio: IT IS I, HORIO SATOSHI!!!
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *rises from his coffin* Who the hell is HORIO SATOSHI?
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: Come back some other time, kid. You woke me from my lap, yo.
Horio: YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD OF ME!!! I'VE DEFEATED VOLDEMORT!!!
Kachiro: D:D:D: Oh no! Horio-kun, run for the nut! I'll fight the... thing for you. *stands ready to BALLET TO THE DEATH*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: ... *SENDS OUT MORE SNAKES* FOOLS!
Kachiro: This is no time to brag. :S:S:S
Horio: I'M JUST GONNA TAKE THE GOLDEN NUT AND GO!!! YOU'LL HARDLY KNOW I WAS HERE!!!
Horio: *NOTICES SNAKES AND RUNS AROUND FRANTICALLY*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: Uh, no.
Kachiro: *has his eyes squeezed shut again* D:D:D: *plies all over the place and kicks a snake or two in the face*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *calls off the snakes* YOU MUST FIGHT ME FIRST!
Horio: *GETS INTO FIRST POSITION* BRING IT ON, OLD DEAD DUDE!!!
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: Don't call me OLD! >O
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *grabs his awesome magic voodoo stick*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *SUMMONS THE INCAN GODS... or something*
Horio: *GRABS HIS AWESOME MINI TENNIS RACKET*
Kachiro: *stands en pointe with his eyes squeezed shut* Horio-kun, did you get the nut yet? D:D:D:D:
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: BWAHAHAHAHAH! FOOL! WHAT IS THAT?!
Horio: IT'S A TENNIS RACKET!!! DUH!!!
Horio: NOT YET, KACHIRO!!! BUT DON"T WORRY!!! I'M A PROFESSIONAL!!!
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *cracks up* Sure you are, dude.
Incan Gods: CALL US LATER, JACKAL-BABY. *go back to sleep, yo*
Kachiro: Oh, that's a good idea. *gets out his tennis racket too* We're regulars for Seigaku's junior high team, you should be careful mummy guy. :S:S:S
Horio: I HAVE THREE YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE!!! *GETS OUT A TENNIS BALL AND SERVES IT*
TENNIS BALL: *BOUNCES OFF WALL AND HITS HORIO IN THE FACE*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *pouts* Lameasses. *looks at them* Mere mortals, you are! >O
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *KEELS OVER LAUGHING* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Horio: OWWWWW!!! ARGH!!!
Horio: *TAKES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO RUN AT THE GOLDEN NUT*
Kachiro: *is totally going to need therapy after this* *serves directly at the mummy's face with ALL HIS MIGHT* You're a really bad person, Mummy thing. D:D:D:
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: Sorry, bro. That's just how I roll. *to Kachirou*
Horio: *IS ALMOST TOUCHING THE NUT'S VERY SHINY SURRFACE*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *zaps Horio* NO NUT FOR YOU!
Horio: *POUTS*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: Noooooo nuts for youuuuu! Ner Ner!
Kachiro: :O:O:O You can't hurt people like that! *punches the mummy in the face* Are you alright Horio-kun?
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: MY NOSE! >OOOOOOO
Horio: *GETS ON GAME FACE* RAWR!!! *RUNS AT INCAN WITCH DOCTOR DUDE* *BITES HIS FINGER WITH ALL HIS SQUIRRELLY MIGHT*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: YOU... YOU... ow. :(
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: >OOOOOOOOO!!!! wsdhksj;ahf!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Horio: HAHAHA!!! WIMP!!! *RUNS AT THE GOLDEN NUT*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *wimpers in pain* :(
Kachiro: *glares at the mummy* That's what you deserve. *helps Horio-kun grab the Golden Nut while he is busy bleeding*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *goes off to cry to his MOMMY* :(
Horio: *TOUCHES THE NUT* *IS INSTANTLY TRANSFORMED BACK INTO HIS BEAUTIFUL HUMAN...NAKED SELF*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: ............................................. *sees this and EXPLODES*
Horio: YAY I'M A HUMAN AGAIN!!!
Kachiro: :O:O:O Hori-kun! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D You're a person again!
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *because Horio was too beautiful to look at*
Horio: *DANCES AROUND UNTIL HE REALIZES THAT HE IS NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES* *HOLDS GOLDEN NUT IN CONVENIENT PLACE*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *omg dies again*
Indiana Jones: Where's the big rolling rock?
Kachiro: *is completely oblivious and busy dancing around too*
Horio: *IS REALLY EMBARRASSED*
Big Rolling Rock: *COMES OUT FROM ANOTHER END OF THE HALLWAY*
Horio: KACHIRO!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY CLOTHES I CAN BORROW?!?!
Kachiro: Sure Horio-kun. :D:D:D:D We won our quest! :):):):):)
Kachiro: Now we can go home. :):):):):):):)
Big Rolling Rock: *COMES CLOSER*
Kachiro: *oblivious in his glee*
Horio: *NOTICES THE ROCK* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RUN!!!!
Big Rolling Rock: *IS BIG... AND ROLLING*
Horio: *GRABS KACHIRO'S HAND AND PULLS HIM OUT OF DANGER*
Kachiro: What? :O:O *runs anyway*
Kachiro: *sees the rock* :O:O! D:D: Horio-kun. You saved me. :):):):):) You're such a great friend.
Horio: *GRABS A TOGA OFF A RANDOM DEAD BODY AND PUTS IT ON*
Dead Body: *sadly naked now* :(
Horio: YOU'RE WELCOME, KACHIRO!!! IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK!!! *LOOKS ALL TRIUMPHANT AND GREEK GOD-LIKE*
Horio and Kachiro: *fly back to japan asap*
Horio and Kachiro: *because they have TENNIS*
Horio: *IS AWESOME*
British Tourists: Eh, where's the free crumpets? *inside the pyramid*
Brazilian Incan Witch Doctor Mummy/Zombie: *is still dead, omg*
Lions: *go hungry :(*
Golden Nut: *IS SHINY*
Incan Gods: *go BOWLING* :D :D :D
Horio and Kachiro: *GO HOME YAY!!*
Taka's Pictures: *hang on the walls forevermore*
Taka's Pictures: *BAAHNING!*