Lost In Brazil. :(:(:(

Aug 16, 2007 17:47

Horio-kun and I are in the rain forest in Brazil. And we're lost. D:D:D: Horio-kun has been navigating but it's really hard with just trees everywhere. I think we went in a circle... even though we keep walking straight. I tried to make a map of how we've traveled. :S:S

A Map )

rainforests are scary, i want to go home, maybe it's a wormhole

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bragginghor August 17 2007, 22:28:04 UTC
THAT MAP MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME!!!! THE DEEP AND MEANINGFUL LYRICS OF THIS FALL OUT BOY SONG TOLD ME WHAT IT MEANS!!!! IT SAYS "WE'RE GOING DOWN TUUUU IN A LULEELURAH"!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT WE DID AT THE QUESTION MARK!!! WE WENT DOWN TUUUU IN A LULEEKLURAH AND ENDED UP AT TWO!!!! DON'T YOU REMEMBER?!?!?!?!

AND I CAN FEND OFF THE LIONS MYSELF WITH MY TWO YEARS OF BALLET EXPERIENCE!!!!!!

I'M GONNA GO CUT MYSELF NOW!!!!!

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kachiro August 17 2007, 23:30:28 UTC
Um, I guess I remember that. :S:S I'm still not really sure what happened. Um.

:/ You're still really small, Horio-kun. Maybe we should climb a tree until Sanada-san gets here. Do you think lions can climb trees? :S:S:S

Please don't do that anymore Horio-kun. :(:( You keep getting the stick you're trying to scratch yourself with tangled in the leash.

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bragginghor August 18 2007, 03:18:12 UTC
THE LULEELURAH WAS SO FAST THAT WE HARDLY REMEMBER IT BECAUSE ALL WE DID WAS BLINK AND WE WERE DONE GOING DOWN TUUUU IN A LULEELURAH!!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!!!!

TREES!!!!! I LIKE CLIMBING TREES!!!!!!! EXCEPT THE ONES WITH GIANT POISONOUS COBRAS IN THEM!!!! I'M AN AMAZING TREE CLIMBER!!!!

I DON'T NEED THE STUPID LEASH!!!! I'M NOT A DOG!!!! I'M A SQUIRREL!!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!

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kachiro August 18 2007, 03:25:25 UTC
Okay. |: Right.

Well, now that the Lion-B-Gone from Fuji-senpai is here we don't have to climb the tree. :):):) That's good because I don't like giant poisonous cobras at all. D:D:D:D:

The leash is good sometimes though, Horio-kun. :(:( Like when you almost fell over the waterfall cliff. And when the lions were chasing us we stayed together because of the leash. :):)

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bragginghor August 18 2007, 03:35:05 UTC
AND GUESS WHAT!!!! WE HAVE WEAPONS IN THE FORM OF WORDS!!!! BECAUSE THIS AIN'T A SCENE IT'S AN ARMS RACE!!! FALL OUT BOY TOLD ME!!! "I AM AN ARMS DEALER!!! FITTING YOU WITH WEAPONS IN THE FORM OF WORDS!!!" SEE?!?!?!! WE CAN USE WORDS TO FIGHT OFF POISONOUS COBRAS NOW!!!!

I KNOW!!!!! I CAN TIE THE LEASH AROUND YOUR NECK AND HOLD ONTO IT!!!! THEN WE'LL STAY TOGETHER AND I CAN KEEP YOU OUT OF TROUBLE!!!!

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kachiro August 18 2007, 03:39:36 UTC
Maybe we should stay away from the cobras just in case. :S:S They're really really big.

You might forget to hold on, Horio-kun. :(:(:( I wish you were a person again. We need to find the Golden Nut.

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bragginghor August 18 2007, 03:47:53 UTC
I COULD TAKE THEM!!!! I PROBABLY CAN EVEN SPEAK PARCALTONGUE SINCE I'M SO SIMILAR TO HARRY POTTER!!!

I WANT TO BE HUMAN AGAIN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I HATE COUGHING UP FURBALLS!!!!

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kachiro August 18 2007, 03:53:52 UTC
Maybe we shouldn't test that. :S:S What's parcaltongue? Does it make poisonous cobras go away?

I'm sorry Horio-kun. :(:(:( We'll find the Golden Nut soon, I'm sure. :)?

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bragginghor August 18 2007, 03:58:19 UTC
IT LETS YOU TALK TO SNAKES!!!!!! I COULD TELL THE DANGEROUS COBRA THAT I DEFEATED LORD VOLDEMORT THE HEIR OF SLYTHERIN AND HE'D GET ALL SCARED!!!!!!

WHY DID HERMY-HONEY HAVE TO LEAVE?!?!?!?!

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kachiro August 18 2007, 04:08:21 UTC
That would be great, Horio-kun. :):):) But don't snakes eat squirrels? Would it listen to you when it was trying to eat you? :S:S

I don't know. :(:(:( Brawl is really confusing. I'm sorry Horio-kun. Maybe she's in a really happy dimension now. :)

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