"Obviously, do unto others' pants as you would have done unto your pants..."
Is it bad blog etiquette to write about the same topic twice in a row?
Because I'm doing it anyway.
HOLY CRAP JOHN & HANK ARE FUNNY!
John wished Harry Potter a happy birthday today - Well, DUH, he's a YA writer, and so Harry Potter's birthday would be of utmost importance to him. OK, maybe not "utmost," but at least a date to remember. I bet some creepy people send J.K. Rowling b'day cards for Harry. OR maybe to No. 9 Privet Drive (because that's got to exist somewhere in the world).
Wow, did I just remember Harry Potter's childhood address? Yikes.
(Actually, this would make sense to send it to his muggle address because the EPILOGUE actually takes place in the future from now, since years 1-7 took place in the mid 90s when HP turned 11, AND SO there's no way you could send it to his current or future address since, though the epilogue was heartwarming, it left much to be desired in terms of non-personal information. OK, enough, stop, stop!)
Also, are YOU a secret sibling?
You know you want to be.
Seriously, this sh*t is hilarious.
I mean, it could be just me - my kind of "drop & go humor," if you will (make the joke and immediately move on to the next comment, thereby giving your audience mere nanoseconds to process the joke - "drop & go" is not for the slow-witted). As BV would say, "insert your signature laugh here." :)
HOLY CRAP! Tomorrow is WEDNESDAY and Hank will be writing a SONG!
Again - OK, enough, stop, stop!
Too bad there isn't anything else going on in my life... I mean, I'm not moving to the Midwest and buying a new car and having to furnish my first solo apartment and getting insurance and taking a new job where I'm the only one participating in this year's rotation program... :)
Because I'm doing it anyway.
HOLY CRAP JOHN & HANK ARE FUNNY!
John wished Harry Potter a happy birthday today - Well, DUH, he's a YA writer, and so Harry Potter's birthday would be of utmost importance to him. OK, maybe not "utmost," but at least a date to remember. I bet some creepy people send J.K. Rowling b'day cards for Harry. OR maybe to No. 9 Privet Drive (because that's got to exist somewhere in the world).
Wow, did I just remember Harry Potter's childhood address? Yikes.
(Actually, this would make sense to send it to his muggle address because the EPILOGUE actually takes place in the future from now, since years 1-7 took place in the mid 90s when HP turned 11, AND SO there's no way you could send it to his current or future address since, though the epilogue was heartwarming, it left much to be desired in terms of non-personal information. OK, enough, stop, stop!)
Also, are YOU a secret sibling?
You know you want to be.
Seriously, this sh*t is hilarious.
I mean, it could be just me - my kind of "drop & go humor," if you will (make the joke and immediately move on to the next comment, thereby giving your audience mere nanoseconds to process the joke - "drop & go" is not for the slow-witted). As BV would say, "insert your signature laugh here." :)
HOLY CRAP! Tomorrow is WEDNESDAY and Hank will be writing a SONG!
Again - OK, enough, stop, stop!
Too bad there isn't anything else going on in my life... I mean, I'm not moving to the Midwest and buying a new car and having to furnish my first solo apartment and getting insurance and taking a new job where I'm the only one participating in this year's rotation program... :)