I know what it looks like...
I will makeout with anyone who gives me Mrs. Denney's number, email address, ANYTHING. I have so much to talk to her about that I have almost started talking to myself out of complete desperation.
PS. I got a ticket last night as I was somehow operating a motor vehicle. "Failure to yeild the right of way". Lets use our subtext skills here people, that reallys means "kid, you're dumb for driving, don't do again, but pay us anyway." So, Tuesday I will find myself in my sunday best in front of a judge pleading with him and my record to somehow "straighten this out". And if anyone asks, I was just tired.
Again, the makeout offer still stands. MRS. DENNEY!!!!!
PS. I got a ticket last night as I was somehow operating a motor vehicle. "Failure to yeild the right of way". Lets use our subtext skills here people, that reallys means "kid, you're dumb for driving, don't do again, but pay us anyway." So, Tuesday I will find myself in my sunday best in front of a judge pleading with him and my record to somehow "straighten this out". And if anyone asks, I was just tired.
Again, the makeout offer still stands. MRS. DENNEY!!!!!