poemmm
hollaaaa haven't updated in forever but yes just felt like leaving this poem i had to write here... basically a free verse poem about w/e i wanted but had to include allusions.. but ive never written a poem before.. and im used to the habit of poems rhyming.. and since ive never written one this one ended up rhyming quite a bit.. anyhoo.. it probably sucks.. but its a somewhat funny story..name the allusions if you can spot em XD
Untitled (couldn't think of one)
I sit here and ponder, dazed and confused
Much like Monet awaiting his muse
To write a poem is my task
AP work creates a difficult class
But failure is not an option so I must pass
Now I can rejoice! The bell has rung. Next in line: Chemistry class
And as I wonder the halls, who’s that with a pass?
Why it’s that young lass with an uncontrollable bladder
She sat and studied, with silence envied by Tibetan monks,
But now bodily urges made the silence defunct
With the nearest path in sight, she followed this yellow brick road.
Hurrying and hurrying before it would shatter
Her only thought being ‘It’s gonna explode!’
Waiting in her destination was the wonderful toilet, now named Oz
Watering the garden was now her main cause
She ran and ran; the restroom was now in sight
But upon arrival the scene was a fright
The bathrooms were closed for there was a fight
How would the girl escape her plight?
With the speed of Hermes, thoughts crossed her mind
She contemplated how she could possibly escape this bind
Of all her thoughts she did not want it to come to this
She could no longer hold it and she had to piss
She screamed her lungs out, making her decree
“I HAVE TO PEE!!”
Although many would disagree
It was an event every person would see
Witnessed by every single student body member
It was clear she would,” Remember, Remember, the 5th of November”
walla.! :D
Untitled (couldn't think of one)
I sit here and ponder, dazed and confused
Much like Monet awaiting his muse
To write a poem is my task
AP work creates a difficult class
But failure is not an option so I must pass
Now I can rejoice! The bell has rung. Next in line: Chemistry class
And as I wonder the halls, who’s that with a pass?
Why it’s that young lass with an uncontrollable bladder
She sat and studied, with silence envied by Tibetan monks,
But now bodily urges made the silence defunct
With the nearest path in sight, she followed this yellow brick road.
Hurrying and hurrying before it would shatter
Her only thought being ‘It’s gonna explode!’
Waiting in her destination was the wonderful toilet, now named Oz
Watering the garden was now her main cause
She ran and ran; the restroom was now in sight
But upon arrival the scene was a fright
The bathrooms were closed for there was a fight
How would the girl escape her plight?
With the speed of Hermes, thoughts crossed her mind
She contemplated how she could possibly escape this bind
Of all her thoughts she did not want it to come to this
She could no longer hold it and she had to piss
She screamed her lungs out, making her decree
“I HAVE TO PEE!!”
Although many would disagree
It was an event every person would see
Witnessed by every single student body member
It was clear she would,” Remember, Remember, the 5th of November”
walla.! :D