after not posting for a long time...
today i dedicated myself to cleaning the car. it's cleared of all of the magazines, apartment guides, barbie dolls, and whatever useless items i keep but never value enough to take inside. it has been vacuumed, washed AND waxed.
i may have done certain tasks more hastily than others, like the vacuuming part, because i only had $2 in quarters to make it though the entire car. once i finished pouring all of my taco bell money into the vacuum machine, i noticed my right hand covered in blood. i guess the little prick i felt from moving the car seat wasn't forgotten after i screamed the initial "fuck". i noticed the blood, so i shouted "fuck" all over again. i also left behind some blood on the passenger seat. it's a lot better than the popcorn kernels. well, my oxy-clean got it right out. sorry, bdsm friends!
it felt like xzibit came over. now i'm going to drive my pimped out ride to publix, and bling it with all of the mamasitas near the grapefruit.
i may have done certain tasks more hastily than others, like the vacuuming part, because i only had $2 in quarters to make it though the entire car. once i finished pouring all of my taco bell money into the vacuum machine, i noticed my right hand covered in blood. i guess the little prick i felt from moving the car seat wasn't forgotten after i screamed the initial "fuck". i noticed the blood, so i shouted "fuck" all over again. i also left behind some blood on the passenger seat. it's a lot better than the popcorn kernels. well, my oxy-clean got it right out. sorry, bdsm friends!
it felt like xzibit came over. now i'm going to drive my pimped out ride to publix, and bling it with all of the mamasitas near the grapefruit.