"when you unfroze it"
Hey guys, this is Ken. Libby's keyboard broke, so I typed this up for her as she is
dictating it to me on the phone. She says hello. Alright, here we go:
I don't know where to start, so today, Ken came over and we went to Wendy's. I got my
baked potato as usual, but they gave me a hard, uncooked one at first, so Ken took it
back for me. Then I got a nice soft and hot one. It was delicious and I let Ken eat the
skin. He likes the skin for some reason, I think it's foul. So we came back to mi casa,
and Sarah was in the middle of her cooking process with Tim. She made these really good
mozzarella sticks ("which were amazing"-ken), and then me and Ken hobbled back to my
room ;-). So after an hour or two in the room, we hear some people walking through the
door (keep in mind, Sarah and Tim left an hour before and my parents were gone, no one
was supposed to be there). I stuffed Ken in my closet ("which was very cramped I might
add"-ken), and I went out to greet my parents, scared shitless. I went back to my room
and tried to open the window, and I had a bit of trouble, so I pulled Ken out from his
hiding place to help me open it. After a bit of a struggle, he got it opened, and he
ran across the street. And now, thanks to Ken ("yeah.....right...."-Ken), there's a
fucking lizard in my room and my screen is now bobo. So then I ran out my door and I
ran up to his car across the street in the parking lot, and scared the shit out of him
("yes, she did, I thought it was her dad going to kill me"-Ken). I go back inside and
sit in my room, staring at a god damn lizard. Still scared shitless. So I called
Johanna to come get the lizard out. But she said no :-(. So now there is a lizard under
my bed. Thank you Ken, I love you a lot. ("you're welcome"-Ken)
Oh, and Sarah made some damn good steak tonight too ("hell fuckin' yes, screw UF Sarah,
you need to be a full time housewife"-Ken).
dictating it to me on the phone. She says hello. Alright, here we go:
I don't know where to start, so today, Ken came over and we went to Wendy's. I got my
baked potato as usual, but they gave me a hard, uncooked one at first, so Ken took it
back for me. Then I got a nice soft and hot one. It was delicious and I let Ken eat the
skin. He likes the skin for some reason, I think it's foul. So we came back to mi casa,
and Sarah was in the middle of her cooking process with Tim. She made these really good
mozzarella sticks ("which were amazing"-ken), and then me and Ken hobbled back to my
room ;-). So after an hour or two in the room, we hear some people walking through the
door (keep in mind, Sarah and Tim left an hour before and my parents were gone, no one
was supposed to be there). I stuffed Ken in my closet ("which was very cramped I might
add"-ken), and I went out to greet my parents, scared shitless. I went back to my room
and tried to open the window, and I had a bit of trouble, so I pulled Ken out from his
hiding place to help me open it. After a bit of a struggle, he got it opened, and he
ran across the street. And now, thanks to Ken ("yeah.....right...."-Ken), there's a
fucking lizard in my room and my screen is now bobo. So then I ran out my door and I
ran up to his car across the street in the parking lot, and scared the shit out of him
("yes, she did, I thought it was her dad going to kill me"-Ken). I go back inside and
sit in my room, staring at a god damn lizard. Still scared shitless. So I called
Johanna to come get the lizard out. But she said no :-(. So now there is a lizard under
my bed. Thank you Ken, I love you a lot. ("you're welcome"-Ken)
Oh, and Sarah made some damn good steak tonight too ("hell fuckin' yes, screw UF Sarah,
you need to be a full time housewife"-Ken).