Pop quiz:
1) Using only (1) beaten-up bike, (1) hair tie, (1) dictator jacket, and sheer will power, how might one conspire to transport 14 lbs. of crushed coral one mile to your dorm?
2) Is the above easier or more difficult than taking a bus to Westminster for the purpose of buying a 20-pound fishtank + accessories box, and then carrying it two miles to your dorm?
3) If Inga's account does not magically grow more money by the end of the month, on a scale from 1 to Utterly Screwed, how bad off will she be?
4) Despite all this, how far is Inga willing to go for her future bug-spitting brackish beasts?
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I can answer all these in 500 words or less. The currently-empty tank on my desk will probably be detrimental to my attention span for all other things. But for now, go nitrogen cycles! Go!
2) Is the above easier or more difficult than taking a bus to Westminster for the purpose of buying a 20-pound fishtank + accessories box, and then carrying it two miles to your dorm?
3) If Inga's account does not magically grow more money by the end of the month, on a scale from 1 to Utterly Screwed, how bad off will she be?
4) Despite all this, how far is Inga willing to go for her future bug-spitting brackish beasts?
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I can answer all these in 500 words or less. The currently-empty tank on my desk will probably be detrimental to my attention span for all other things. But for now, go nitrogen cycles! Go!