"Parts Sold Separately"
If you ever happen to be a random freshman guy in the hallways, and you think it might be funny to "accidentally" grab people's hands from behind, just to watch them twitch, let it be known that such hijinks only work when the person whose hand you grab hadn't just heard you loudly exclaiming to your friends about how funny it would be.
And even then, it will never be quite as funny as this:
"I hope you're all right with leprosy?"
...
That sure made him twitch.
And even then, it will never be quite as funny as this:
"I hope you're all right with leprosy?"
...
That sure made him twitch.