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If you go here and scroll to the bottom of the page, you might notice where it says this:
Date created: 2005-01-21 04:10:45
Yes, it's my journal's first birthday today. There should be wine. But along with wine (or vodka), there should be porn, and lots of it. This should definitely be the most perverted entry out of all 263 I have apparently made in the last year.
So. A pervert meme is in order.
I'm taking drabble requests to prove how much I love you all, the more obscurely kinky the better (any fandom you think I could write, but mostly HP). And I'll do those perverted list things ("10 excuses Draco Malfoy tried to give them at St Mungos while they removed the Sneakoscope from his anal cavity" might be fun). Or you could write me comment porn, or lists of dirty words you like, or lists of people no-one should friend because they have nasty filthy minds. Or post pictures of your private parts. Or link me to some good fic. Anything, so long as it's a bit dirty.
EDIT: Still accepting requests, and they will all get written, promise.
Date created: 2005-01-21 04:10:45
Yes, it's my journal's first birthday today. There should be wine. But along with wine (or vodka), there should be porn, and lots of it. This should definitely be the most perverted entry out of all 263 I have apparently made in the last year.
So. A pervert meme is in order.
I'm taking drabble requests to prove how much I love you all, the more obscurely kinky the better (any fandom you think I could write, but mostly HP). And I'll do those perverted list things ("10 excuses Draco Malfoy tried to give them at St Mungos while they removed the Sneakoscope from his anal cavity" might be fun). Or you could write me comment porn, or lists of dirty words you like, or lists of people no-one should friend because they have nasty filthy minds. Or post pictures of your private parts. Or link me to some good fic. Anything, so long as it's a bit dirty.
EDIT: Still accepting requests, and they will all get written, promise.