Fic: Untitled table-sex, Remus/Sirius, NC17

[kabeyk]

Okay, table sex, moderately pervy. I think I know how _emeraldgreen feels now, every time she write one of those bizarre fetish things, because this actually is a little filthy in a table-related style, oh dear.

Title: Ain't got one yet.
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: Hint of actual sex with a table... It isn't that bad, honest.

For lejic

Comments

[wildestranger]

Oh. THere's neck sex. And licking of thighs. And prodding of table. And Remus spread out naked on the table.

*sighs dreamily* no other pervert could ever come close. and that's what tables are for, surely

This reminds of why I should really find a boything.

[kabeyk]

Yeah, there's a lot of neck in there, isn't there? Don't know how that happened, whoops.

no other pervert could ever come close

Aww, thank you so much.x

kxx

[minnow_53]

Yay! Splinter sex! Only kidding. Yes, great. I'm not actually here, so you'll get a proper comment later. But the porn hasn't gone, obviously! Or if it did it came back stronger than ever. :D

^_^xx

[kabeyk]

Aww, thank you, hope you're okay.x

Yeah, I was very careful to talk about how smooth the desk was, to avoid the wince-factor, heh.

kxx

[minnow_53]

I've been doing housework and working today. Loved the fic, really, really. I'm looking forward to rereading (and no doubt re-re-re-re-reading it it!) as soon as I can stop being good about LJ!

^_^xx

[kabeyk]

Heh, aww, you good girl, you.x

Thank you.

kxx

[lls_mutant]

Yeah. The desk I'm sitting at right now would be wince-worthy.

::sighs happily:: I am SUCH a sucker for bottom Remus, and bent over something (anything) is a total kink with me. It's funny. I read the other table-sex one you linked to, and it was good, but it wasn't as much a button pusher with me as this one. (But, as I said, I LIKE bottom Remus. Very, very much.)

Nice stuff :)

[kabeyk]

is a total kink with me

Heh, yeah, me too, I think.

See, we're back onto this whole discussion again, hee, how I love it. I'm quite happy reading bottom!Sirius, I like it, doesn't bother me at all, but when I sit down to write actual R/S smut, somehow Remus is always on the bottom. That's just where my Remus wants to be, I suppose. Yeah, I totally agree with you on that one.

Yeah, but in sethkyne_blueapron. Possibly I shouldn't be quite so fixated on the apron, but never mind.

Thank you.

kxx

[kabeyk]

Don't know what I did with the tags there, soz.

kxx

[_emeraldgreen]

Oh god, table!kink! I don't think I could love you any more right now! *smooches shamelessly*

‘No,’ Sirius murmured, slapping at his elbow, ‘that isn’t how it works. I fuck you, and you get to fuck McGonagall’s desk, you see?’

*dies an extremely happy and kinky death*

Oh, and the last two lines!

*dies again*

[kabeyk]

Heh. It was supposed to be just some mild smut taking place on a table. I think your evil-pervert muse got me or something. I'm blaming you.

Thanks. *smooches back*

kxx

[_emeraldgreen]

Yay! I hope the pervert-muse gets you more often. And totally blame me, I would be proud!

[roz_morgan]

guh! the image of Remus spread out on a desk is just so very attractive.

That was so very hot, and Sirius using sex on her desk to get back at McGonagall is just such a very Sirius thing.

[kabeyk]

Uhh, isn't it just, snigger.

Thank you!

kxx