Fic: Of Nothing in Particular (Sirius/James, R)

[kabeyk]

Okay. If you ignore the wangst at the start, the rest isn't too bad. And don't even ask about the title. Apologies for how badly cross-posted this will very soon be.

EDIT: Oh god, sorry; I'd forgotten that all my little fic-things were for people. So, for spessartine:

Title: Of Nothing in Particular
Pairing: Sirius/James
Rating: R, maybe nearly NC17, so be

Comments

[favourite_son]

Ooh, I liked James being the one to start it all; I've not read it that way round before.

That’s it, thought Sirius, we are turning into girls. ‘James-‘

Brilliant - Sirius thinking they were going to turn into girls for talking about their feelings.

ended up finally just looking at James, at his body, paper-pale skin and long lines and sharp angles, the perfect edges of his narrow shoulders, the way his hip-bones jutted above his underwear, the delicate bones of his wrists.

I loved the description here of James, all bony boyishness. Especially the wrists. Yum.

Oh, it slayed me when James wriggled against Sirius. Frottage gets me every time.

[_emeraldgreen]

Gah, logged in as wrong person. Oh well, you might he guessed from the wrists!

[kabeyk]

I always do that girl thing, to excuse the girlyness, heh.

Oh, I mentioned the wrists just for you. And me, because I love it.

Oooh, the 'F' word scares me! I'm so pathetic, writing porn, but unable to use the real words.

Thank you.x

kxx

[_emeraldgreen]

Yay! Wrists should be mentioned more often because of their all round goodness and beauty. Yes.

*giggles*

Sorry for scaring you with the F word. Won't mention it again. I can say it(not out loud though), but I can't write porn, so I think you got a better deal!

[kabeyk]

Oh, I love wrists too, they're so... useful.

You nearly write porn; what you do write is very filthy hot. And I can't even type the damn word. Really.

kxx

[_emeraldgreen]

Argh, should be asleep, but nevermind. I dare you to type it! Double dare.

But then I do understand because I can't type anything even vaguely anatomical (in a dirty way)

[kabeyk]

See, I'm fine with writing, say, penis, or what-have-you, but not that 'f' word, and other similar things. (There's an 'r' word I can't say, for instance.) But I also can't write most words for female bits either. I'm pathetic.

kxx

[_emeraldgreen]

It's not pathetic! It is quite funny though. You should try and type a letter of the word a day until you have overcome your fear! Although that wouldn't work for me and bits, but you never know...

[scoradh]

What r word?

[scoradh]

My gill, I know I'm dumb, but THAT'S what frottage is? *giggles* I mean, I realised early on it actually wasn't cheese, but -- rubbing, basically, right? *snorts*

[_emeraldgreen]

*giggles*

Yeah on the rubbing!

don't tell anyone but I had to look it up when I first saw it, and now I'm rather attached to the word because it sounds so funny! Just like cottage cheese in fact. *snorts*

[scoradh]

Ooh-er, it sounds more interesting than blow-jobs, even. ;)

That's exactly what I thought it was! Imagine going to the cheese counter ... "Could I have some Edam, oh, and some frottage if there's any going?" *snorts*

[_emeraldgreen]

*giggles*

I wonder what you'd get? It's almost worth trying!

[kabeyk]

What the hell, people? The comments are now officially pornier than the fic! But yeah, go for it, if you want to really disturb some poor, innocent cheesemonger.

kxx

[_emeraldgreen]

*snorts*

The thing is, I really really want to now. But I'd die if they knew what I meant. Plus I'd never actually dare. Oh gosh, but how funny! Frottage cheese and chives please.

[kabeyk]

Ugh. Right, you've completely grossed me out; I'm never writing porn again. Ughhhhgh.

Imagine the look on the guy's face! You know, that 'did she really...or am I just hearing things?' look. Classic.

kxx