incapricious and I are going to invent something to MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.
note: bold is something I added to make something more clear. also, important to read the lead up, hence the initial bit of the conversation included
kaalee: [brought the comp into the kitchen. duh]
<-- smrt
INCAPRICIOUS: hee
laptops are portable????
kaalee: I KNOW!
INCAPRICIOUS: WOW!
/Arthur
kaalee: SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS DISCOVERY
INCAPRICIOUS: BRILLIANT
kaalee: <3 <3
later on...
kaalee: there might be a three, but I sort of lost my train of thought.
INCAPRICIOUS: sorry :(
kaalee: no, it wasn't you, it was before!
I do this. have a thought and FORGET IT
INCAPRICIOUS: me too
we need a thought-capturer
kaalee: we so do.
INCAPRICIOUS: also known as pen and paper.
we keep inventing things that already exist
dammit
later on...
kaalee: did I tell you that I got the blue ray? [of Sherlock]
INCAPRICIOUS: I saw the tweet!
INCAPRICIOUS: so you watched the blu ray version? yay!
kaalee: so we [copilot & I] watched that one.
but my couch is REALLY far away.
INCAPRICIOUS: was is pretty???
oh
that's true it is
kaalee: so when WE watch it I want to sit up REALLY CLOSE
INCAPRICIOUS: ok :D
kaalee: I thought it might put copilot off if I licked the screen.
INCAPRICIOUS: and can we ...
omg I was just about to say "can we lick the screen"
XD
kaalee: hahahahahahahahahahaa
YES!
I will put a saliva protector over it
THAT IS WHAT WE CAN INVENT!!!
INCAPRICIOUS: YES
YOU ARE A GENIUS
kaalee: A SALIVA PROTECTOR FOR SCREENS TO SAVE THEM BUT ALLOW THE LICKING OF PRETTY MEN/WOMEN/OTHERS
INCAPRICIOUS: YES
kaalee: WE WILL MAKE MILLIONS!
INCAPRICIOUS: AND IT COULD COME IN DIFFERENT FLAVORS TOO
kaalee: omg. OMG.
INCAPRICIOUS: LIKE YOU COULD LICK BENEDICT AND HE WOULD TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE
kaalee: AND MARTIN COULD TASTE LIKE TIGERS
end.
Shut up, I have no idea what tigers taste like.
See? Now aren't you glad that's going to be in the world one day??
Okay, fine, I'll distract you with pretty:
Ben |
Martin.
There, now are you happy?