INVENTIONS!

Apr 22, 2011 14:38

incapricious and I are going to invent something to MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.


note: bold is something I added to make something more clear. also, important to read the lead up, hence the initial bit of the conversation included

kaalee: [brought the comp into the kitchen. duh]
<-- smrt

INCAPRICIOUS: hee
laptops are portable????

kaalee: I KNOW!

INCAPRICIOUS: WOW!
/Arthur

kaalee: SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS DISCOVERY

INCAPRICIOUS: BRILLIANT

kaalee: <3 <3

later on...

kaalee: there might be a three, but I sort of lost my train of thought.

INCAPRICIOUS: sorry :(

kaalee: no, it wasn't you, it was before!
I do this. have a thought and FORGET IT

INCAPRICIOUS: me too
we need a thought-capturer

kaalee: we so do.

INCAPRICIOUS: also known as pen and paper.
we keep inventing things that already exist
dammit

later on...

kaalee: did I tell you that I got the blue ray? [of Sherlock]

INCAPRICIOUS: I saw the tweet!

INCAPRICIOUS: so you watched the blu ray version? yay!

kaalee: so we [copilot & I] watched that one.
but my couch is REALLY far away.

INCAPRICIOUS: was is pretty???
oh
that's true it is

kaalee: so when WE watch it I want to sit up REALLY CLOSE

INCAPRICIOUS: ok :D

kaalee: I thought it might put copilot off if I licked the screen.

INCAPRICIOUS: and can we ...
omg I was just about to say "can we lick the screen"
XD

kaalee: hahahahahahahahahahaa
YES!
I will put a saliva protector over it
THAT IS WHAT WE CAN INVENT!!!

INCAPRICIOUS: YES
YOU ARE A GENIUS

kaalee: A SALIVA PROTECTOR FOR SCREENS TO SAVE THEM BUT ALLOW THE LICKING OF PRETTY MEN/WOMEN/OTHERS

INCAPRICIOUS: YES

kaalee: WE WILL MAKE MILLIONS!

INCAPRICIOUS: AND IT COULD COME IN DIFFERENT FLAVORS TOO

kaalee: omg. OMG.

INCAPRICIOUS: LIKE YOU COULD LICK BENEDICT AND HE WOULD TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE

kaalee: AND MARTIN COULD TASTE LIKE TIGERS

end.

Shut up, I have no idea what tigers taste like.

See? Now aren't you glad that's going to be in the world one day??

Okay, fine, I'll distract you with pretty: Ben | Martin.

There, now are you happy?

martin freeman's faaaace, everything is benedict and nothing hurts, funny, not allowed in public

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