Just Another Random Rant.... Resturaunt Patrons Beware!
Ok... since it seems very few of you good resturaunt attending folk out there have even the slightest inkling of an idea about sit-down vs fast food resturaunts, waitressing, tipping, or common sense. I"m going to explain some things...
1) "Sit-down" means you can expect to do just that... we are not McDonalds, your burger is not freeze dried, filled with fermaldihyde, then cooked in 10 seconds before we serve it to you... no... it is in fact COOKED ON THE GRILL. yes folks, we have a proffesional cook, here to serve you and all the rest of the nice people you see around you... not some pimple faced high schooler with nothing better to do on his weekends....
2)Your waitress is not a super hero... she does not have super speed, cannot read your mind, and cannot be in 3 places at once. if you have a problem with that I"m sure you can guess where I"ll tell ya to stick it.
3)now tipping is a very important part of your resturant expierience... even more so for your server... That change she just gave you? the nickle and few pennies? that's not a tip... that is an insult. Giving this as a tip is just begging to be assaulted on the way out to your car.
And as for common sense... I realize you will never have it. You all suck and I"m just paid to put up with your bullshit. My only hope is that I can get you waisted enough that you turn your wallet over to me.
1) "Sit-down" means you can expect to do just that... we are not McDonalds, your burger is not freeze dried, filled with fermaldihyde, then cooked in 10 seconds before we serve it to you... no... it is in fact COOKED ON THE GRILL. yes folks, we have a proffesional cook, here to serve you and all the rest of the nice people you see around you... not some pimple faced high schooler with nothing better to do on his weekends....
2)Your waitress is not a super hero... she does not have super speed, cannot read your mind, and cannot be in 3 places at once. if you have a problem with that I"m sure you can guess where I"ll tell ya to stick it.
3)now tipping is a very important part of your resturant expierience... even more so for your server... That change she just gave you? the nickle and few pennies? that's not a tip... that is an insult. Giving this as a tip is just begging to be assaulted on the way out to your car.
And as for common sense... I realize you will never have it. You all suck and I"m just paid to put up with your bullshit. My only hope is that I can get you waisted enough that you turn your wallet over to me.