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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In March, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In August, I recruited the_pez_queen as a new cultist (30 points). In September, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). When the stars were right, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In April, I sacrificed sorceressmedea to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (920 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
kaablooie
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See how many points I got for sacrificing Maddy?? Spooky.