(no subject)
so they screwed me over at work. i still diddn't get paid the right amount of money. this is so messed up! don't they know i'm POOR! christ! had a funny conversation with my mom though.
mom: what r u listening to?
kiana: french music
mommy: where'd you get that from?
kiana: (blinking in disbelief) from a guy on the street
mommy: really? you shouldn't take things from ppl
kiana: well he offered me crack first, but i declined
mommy: either way did you pay him for it?
kiana: it was a gift. plus why do you care?
mommy: you didn't get a copy for me, it hurts
kiana: go shave the cat.
mommy: i will not, she'll have self -esteem issues.
kiana:what?!
mommy: if i cut her hair off she could get depressed
kiana:and do what?
mommy: stop eating and become anorexic
kiana: she's too fat to do that
mommy: we'll have another karen carpenter incident, kitty carpenter
kiana: where's richard?
mommy: has she been hanging out with other cats? i told you to close the door so she can't get out.
kiana: omg....flippin' idiot
i need a new mommy. who wants to trade?
mom: what r u listening to?
kiana: french music
mommy: where'd you get that from?
kiana: (blinking in disbelief) from a guy on the street
mommy: really? you shouldn't take things from ppl
kiana: well he offered me crack first, but i declined
mommy: either way did you pay him for it?
kiana: it was a gift. plus why do you care?
mommy: you didn't get a copy for me, it hurts
kiana: go shave the cat.
mommy: i will not, she'll have self -esteem issues.
kiana:what?!
mommy: if i cut her hair off she could get depressed
kiana:and do what?
mommy: stop eating and become anorexic
kiana: she's too fat to do that
mommy: we'll have another karen carpenter incident, kitty carpenter
kiana: where's richard?
mommy: has she been hanging out with other cats? i told you to close the door so she can't get out.
kiana: omg....flippin' idiot
i need a new mommy. who wants to trade?