feed me seymour
Patrick says:
keegan?
Keegan says:
if i were an algae sucker fish, and you were algae, i'd suck you so bad right now
Patrick says:
ahahaha
Patrick says:
hey buddy
Keegan says:
but since im not, and you aren't. i won't
Keegan says:
hey
Patrick says:
how are you?
Keegan says:
sexellent
Keegan says:
and you?
Patrick says:
pretty damn good i must say
Patrick says:
congratulations!
Keegan says:
thank you
Patrick says:
and you have no idea how bad i feel about not seeing you more when you were here
Keegan says:
ive always wanted to win the nobel peace prize, and i don't need an apology, just hold me
Patrick says:
deal
Keegan says:
hah
Patrick says:
played halo 3 yet?
Keegan says:
nOOO
Patrick says:
me neither
Patrick says:
evan has
Patrick says:
he said its amazing
Keegan says:
evan also said your mom was amazing, you may want to confront him on that one
Patrick says:
ill handle it
Patrick says:
so when is malia movin down there?
Keegan says:
when its possible
Patrick says:
fair enough
Keegan says:
yes
Patrick says:
hows the navy treatin you nowadays?
Keegan says:
its alright
Patrick says:
hangin tough?
Keegan says:
yea, i got this sore on my testes. i tried scraping it off with sandpaper, but that just made it worse, and now it's infected. i have to put a paper towel between my leg and my nuts so that they don't get fused to my leg with the oozing pus from the sore. naturally i'm trying to keep it clean though, i pour apple juice onto it and let it air out and all that stuff
Patrick says:
good, its good to hear you know what you're doing
Keegan says:
yea.
Keegan says:
i wish i had a dog to lick them clean and stuff, you know, dogs have medicinal saliva. but malia wants a shi tzu, so i have to wait until she moves down here and stuff..
Keegan says:
i might lose my nut, but that's cool, i want an awesome silicon one with like.. a checker pattern or something. that'd make her scream
Keegan says:
with delight of course.
Keegan says:
not..
Keegan says:
stuff
Patrick says:
haha
Keegan says:
don't laugh at my plight
Patrick says:
hahahah
Patrick says:
to late man
Keegan says:
i hope you get the clap
Patrick says:
hahah
Patrick says:
too late man
Patrick says:
jk
Keegan says:
HAH
Keegan says:
im wearing mocassins
Patrick says:
thats amazing
Patrick says:
they're so comfortable
Keegan says:
you dont understand
Keegan says:
you're thinking these
Keegan says:
http://jimstreasure.com/Grafx/MocassinsBrown_thumb.jpg
Patrick says:
yeah
Keegan says:
i mean the ones in the back in this picture.
Keegan says:
actually. the exact same ones
Keegan says:
http://www.thetotempost.com/mocassins.jpg
Keegan says:
5th from the left
Patrick says:
the huge ones?
Keegan says:
yes
Patrick says:
fantastic
Keegan says:
you dont even know the half of it
Patrick says:
i cant imagine how that feels
Patrick says:
like sex for you lower leg
Patrick says:
?
Keegan says:
its sex from the knee down
Patrick says:
haha
Keegan says:
imagine hunting a dear with a flint tipped spear.
Keegan says:
naked.
Keegan says:
except for your loincloth and k nee high tightly laced mocassins
Keegan says:
and face paint
Keegan says:
thats what i feel every moment that these mocassins are on my feet
Patrick says:
sounds like the best day ever
Keegan says:
i killed a frog with a lighter today
Keegan says:
and ate him
Keegan says:
while he was still smoking
Keegan says:
i only felt bad because i could have killed the bigger one before it hopped awaym, but i hesitated
Patrick says:
liar
Keegan says:
I WILL STAB YOU
Patrick says:
haha
Keegan says:
i branded my chest with a frying pan today, because they wouldnt let me heat rocks up on the beach
Keegan says:
i feel like a newage squanto
Patrick says:
you totally should
Patrick says:
youre the shit
Keegan says:
i've signed into the computer lab as chuck norris twice today
Keegan says:
for last name, i put NORRISCHUCK
Keegan says:
then CHUCKNORRIS
Keegan says:
for time i put 40ZW
Keegan says:
and for computer, the first time i put the infinite symbol. then the second time i drew a fish with antenna
Patrick says:
lol
Keegan says:
i've also been seriously considering cannibilism
Patrick says:
brb
Keegan says:
run meat sack, run
keegan?
Keegan says:
if i were an algae sucker fish, and you were algae, i'd suck you so bad right now
Patrick says:
ahahaha
Patrick says:
hey buddy
Keegan says:
but since im not, and you aren't. i won't
Keegan says:
hey
Patrick says:
how are you?
Keegan says:
sexellent
Keegan says:
and you?
Patrick says:
pretty damn good i must say
Patrick says:
congratulations!
Keegan says:
thank you
Patrick says:
and you have no idea how bad i feel about not seeing you more when you were here
Keegan says:
ive always wanted to win the nobel peace prize, and i don't need an apology, just hold me
Patrick says:
deal
Keegan says:
hah
Patrick says:
played halo 3 yet?
Keegan says:
nOOO
Patrick says:
me neither
Patrick says:
evan has
Patrick says:
he said its amazing
Keegan says:
evan also said your mom was amazing, you may want to confront him on that one
Patrick says:
ill handle it
Patrick says:
so when is malia movin down there?
Keegan says:
when its possible
Patrick says:
fair enough
Keegan says:
yes
Patrick says:
hows the navy treatin you nowadays?
Keegan says:
its alright
Patrick says:
hangin tough?
Keegan says:
yea, i got this sore on my testes. i tried scraping it off with sandpaper, but that just made it worse, and now it's infected. i have to put a paper towel between my leg and my nuts so that they don't get fused to my leg with the oozing pus from the sore. naturally i'm trying to keep it clean though, i pour apple juice onto it and let it air out and all that stuff
Patrick says:
good, its good to hear you know what you're doing
Keegan says:
yea.
Keegan says:
i wish i had a dog to lick them clean and stuff, you know, dogs have medicinal saliva. but malia wants a shi tzu, so i have to wait until she moves down here and stuff..
Keegan says:
i might lose my nut, but that's cool, i want an awesome silicon one with like.. a checker pattern or something. that'd make her scream
Keegan says:
with delight of course.
Keegan says:
not..
Keegan says:
stuff
Patrick says:
haha
Keegan says:
don't laugh at my plight
Patrick says:
hahahah
Patrick says:
to late man
Keegan says:
i hope you get the clap
Patrick says:
hahah
Patrick says:
too late man
Patrick says:
jk
Keegan says:
HAH
Keegan says:
im wearing mocassins
Patrick says:
thats amazing
Patrick says:
they're so comfortable
Keegan says:
you dont understand
Keegan says:
you're thinking these
Keegan says:
http://jimstreasure.com/Grafx/MocassinsBrown_thumb.jpg
Patrick says:
yeah
Keegan says:
i mean the ones in the back in this picture.
Keegan says:
actually. the exact same ones
Keegan says:
http://www.thetotempost.com/mocassins.jpg
Keegan says:
5th from the left
Patrick says:
the huge ones?
Keegan says:
yes
Patrick says:
fantastic
Keegan says:
you dont even know the half of it
Patrick says:
i cant imagine how that feels
Patrick says:
like sex for you lower leg
Patrick says:
?
Keegan says:
its sex from the knee down
Patrick says:
haha
Keegan says:
imagine hunting a dear with a flint tipped spear.
Keegan says:
naked.
Keegan says:
except for your loincloth and k nee high tightly laced mocassins
Keegan says:
and face paint
Keegan says:
thats what i feel every moment that these mocassins are on my feet
Patrick says:
sounds like the best day ever
Keegan says:
i killed a frog with a lighter today
Keegan says:
and ate him
Keegan says:
while he was still smoking
Keegan says:
i only felt bad because i could have killed the bigger one before it hopped awaym, but i hesitated
Patrick says:
liar
Keegan says:
I WILL STAB YOU
Patrick says:
haha
Keegan says:
i branded my chest with a frying pan today, because they wouldnt let me heat rocks up on the beach
Keegan says:
i feel like a newage squanto
Patrick says:
you totally should
Patrick says:
youre the shit
Keegan says:
i've signed into the computer lab as chuck norris twice today
Keegan says:
for last name, i put NORRISCHUCK
Keegan says:
then CHUCKNORRIS
Keegan says:
for time i put 40ZW
Keegan says:
and for computer, the first time i put the infinite symbol. then the second time i drew a fish with antenna
Patrick says:
lol
Keegan says:
i've also been seriously considering cannibilism
Patrick says:
brb
Keegan says:
run meat sack, run